BURN UNIT RECIEVES ITS OWN THREAD

[BURN UNIT]

...BECAUSE IT IS SO AWESOME AND THE FORCE OF OUR BOOSTED RIDES IS SO GREAT. OTHER RACING TEAMS WILL FALTER, UNLESS AZNTWINS OR THE SLOWBOYS JOIN US ON A TOP END ATTACK RUN - THEN ALL WILL KNOW THE POWER OF THE BOOSTED RIDES THAT DOMINATE OUR HIGHWAYS AND ROADS.

FEEL FREE TO POST AWESOME PICTURES THAT DEPICT BURN UNIT IN THEIR MANY GODLY WAYS OF RACING AND CUNNING TOP END SKILL. THIS MEANS THAT ONLY AWESOME PICTURES SHOULD BE POSTED, LIKE:

PORNO
WEIRD PICTURES OF CLOWNS
PORNO
A PICTURE OF A CHEESEBURGER
A PICTURE OF ICE-T EATING A CHEESEBURGER
CHEVY AVEOS WRECKING
A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF PUDDING
PORNO
ANIMALS DRESSED AS PEOPLE

BURN UNIT COMMANDS UTMOST RESPECT FOR STREET DOMINATION AND OBSERVANCE OF THEIR AWESOME PROWESS AND SKILL ON THE TOP END.

[wyteEj8]

:lol: ... this will be good

[HP 350z]

BURN UNIT IS GOING TO GET A NICE SURPRISE FROM

''TEAM REDLINE''

MORE TO COME STAY TUNED.

[BURN UNIT]

BURN UNIT IS GOING TO GET A NICE SURPRISE FROM

''TEAM REDLINE''

MORE TO COME STAY TUNED.

BURN UNIT BACK IN... ITS OWN THREAD.

YOUR SURPRISE HAD BETTER BE SOME GAS MONEY FOR TYLER, OR A SNICKERS BAR FOR ME. IT REALLY SATISFIES. NOT TYLER, BUT THE SNICKERS BAR. TYLER MIGHT, BUT THAT'S UP TO HIM IF HE WINS AND MAKES YOU DO SOMETHING.

P.S. - WE DO NOT RACE STOCK RIDES OR STOCK-TURBO RIDES. IF THE RIDE IN QUESTION IS NOT MODIFIED WITH A 35R OR 40R, THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME DECISION-MAKING IN THE RANKS OF TEAM REDLINE ABOUT WASTED GAS OR TIME COMING TO NASHVILLE.

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN FOR VELOCITY DOMINANCE.

[Zeppelin]

Burn Unit > The Thriller Dance > All

[ke0ki2k]

lol is that a stock block in that Z there HP350?

heres some pics

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/ROFL-1.gif

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/rofl.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/lol-1.jpg

[jcoosi]

TEAM SKIN GRAFT HERE TO JUST EXPOSE THE TRUTH BEHIND TEAM BU

THEY WORK HERE
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/depart-of-fail.jpg
THEY DO THIS ALL DAY
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/stairway_small.jpg
AND THIS IS HOW WEAK THEIR DATING GAME IS
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/upskirtfail.jpg
THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THEM ARE
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/multiplecarfail.jpg

TEAM SG OUT

[venom_5]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/protests_fail.jpg

[Ventolin]

A PICTURE OF ICE-T EATING A CHEESEBURGER

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9858/icetno7.jpg

BACONATOR!?

[ke0ki2k]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/ultrafail.jpg

I have some nude shots of a girl with HUGE knockers I dated...unfortunately shes still underage by a year. so i'm not getting arrested for the sake of ya'll getting your rocks off.

[BURN UNIT]

BURN UNIT BACK INTO THE THREAD.

THERE IS A GOOD AMOUNT OF HATER IN THIS THREAD. I AM PREPARED TO SHOW BOOSTED DOMINANCE ON THE TOP END TO QUASH ALL FOES. BURN UNIT DOES NOT BACK DOWN. WE WILL DOMINATE ALL OTHER RIDES WITH BOOSTED DISPLACEMENT AND EXTREME HORSEPOWER FOR THE TOP END. THERE IS NO GOING BACK. WE RACE ONLY IN 6TH GEAR. IT WILL BE LIKE ON DAYS OF THUNDER WHEN THAT GUY TOLD THOSE OTHER GUYS ON COLE TRICKLE'S OPPOSING TEAM TO PUSH THE CAR OUT OF THE PITS BECAUSE IT WAS STUCK IN 4TH GEAR AND HE HAD TO ACCELERATE OUT OF THE PITS IN ORDER TO CATCH THE FIRST CAR BEFORE THE GREEN FLAG WAS FLOWN AND THE RACE WAS STARTED.

YEAH, IT WILL BE LIKE THAT, BUT YOU WILL NOT BE COLE TRICKLE, BECAUSE THERE IS NO VICTORY IN STORE FOR YOU. YOU IN TURN WILL RESUME THE ROLE OF NICOLE KIDMAN, AND WILL WANT TO SAY, "LET ME OUT OF THE CAR, COLE... LET ME OUT OF THE CAR."

IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE CAR NOW.

BURN UNIT OVER.

[venom_5]

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/eballard/2005/03/10/supra_jpg.jpg

[BigCountry]

BURN UNIT BACK INTO THE THREAD.
....IT WILL BE LIKE ON DAYS OF THUNDER.....

Holy crap.... He used a Tom Cruise movie to prove his point.....


moody > me :P

[ke0ki2k]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/burnunit.jpg

[Zeppelin]

BURN UNIT BACK INTO THE THREAD.
....IT WILL BE LIKE ON DAYS OF THUNDER.....

Holy crap.... He used a Tom Cruise movie to prove his point.....


moody > me :P
i know uh, i'd rather fly a plane full of rubber dog shit out of hong kong.

[BURN UNIT]

A PICTURE OF ICE-T EATING A CHEESEBURGER

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/9858/icetno7.jpg

BACONATOR!?

BURN UNIT WILL SPEAK.

THAT IS EXCELLENT. AT LEAST SOMEONE HERE CAN FOLLOW THE RULES. YOU ARE READY FOR THE TOP END.

BURN UNIT HAS BEEN IMPRESSED BY THE WILLINGNESS AND CUNNING OF THOSE THAT CAN RETORT UPON NEED. YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT HAVE SLOW RIDES. THAT IS A COMPLIMENT.

BURN UNIT IS HUMBLED, BUT ONLY FOR A MINUTE. MORE LIKE A MOMENT IN TIME, THAT IS THIS SMALL. IF YOU COULD SEE MY AWESOME SHIFTING HAND, THAT WOULD INDICATE HOW SMALL IT IS. REALLY SMALL. ALMOST UNNOTICEABLE. BUT NOT QUITE.

BURN UNIT IS BACK TO BEING AN ASSHOLE. OUT OF THIS THREAD.

[jcoosi]

TEAM SG BACK IN THIS THE ONLY MOVIE REFERENCE THAT CAN THROUGHLY DESCRIBE YOUR DEFEAT WOULD BE FROM BAD SANTA WHERE BILLY BOB THORTON IS PILEDRIVING THAT CHICK IN THE ASS AND HE SAYS "YEAH BABY,YEAH BABY YOU NOT GONNA SHIT RIGHT FOR A WEEK! " SO BE SURE THAT YOU ALL DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS AND LAY OFF THE CHEESE

TEAM SG OVER AND OUT

[spoolie]

i will dominate anyone downstairs in my mancave......

[v3]

i will dominate anyone downstairs in my mancave......

:shock:

[SloREX]

i will dominate anyone downstairs in my mancave......

THATS WHY U WERE TRYING TO GET ME TO COME OVER TO "LOOK" AT MY RIMS

[Countrydave]

i will dominate anyone downstairs in my mancave......

THATS WHY U WERE TRYING TO GET ME TO COME OVER TO "LOOK" AT MY RIMS
yes because he loves little boys :lol:

[85rx-7gsl-se]

As requested.............







































Chevy Aveo Crashing
http://chrisonrails.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/chevrolet_aveo_europeancrashtest.jpg

[MR. 2sLoWdY]

As a feeble attempt to please BURN UNIT I will post pictures that fall between the aforementioned guidelines.


Dog dressed AS a clown
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/frito/dogclown.jpg


Weird clown porn
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/frito/drunk_clown300.jpg

Please Burn Unit have mercy on my turbo junk as I know it is not worthy.... I have no 6th gear.... Mr. 2slowdy signing off.

[Leftlane]

lol

[ramman434]

Haha, Moody you may want to be more specific on the porno. Some things may get posted and there will be no going back...

[ke0ki2k]

Haha, Moody you may want to be more specific on the porno. Some things may get posted and there will be no going back...

I will now attempt to save this thread from bad porn. :beer:

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/red1.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/red2.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/red3.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/red4.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/red5.jpg

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/red6.jpg

[IH8DSM]

i dont got no 6th gear can i glue another gear on or put a different shift knob on to gain the 6th gear

[oneSLOWex]

http://www.riverbills.com/pic_of_the_day/091105_pudding_wrestling_captn_jacks.JPG

[BURN UNIT]

BURN UNIT BACK IN THIS THREAD. AGAIN.

MANY HAVE POSTED PICTURES AS ORIGINALLY REQUESTED - THAT IS AWESOME, BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS THE PROWESS OF THE BOOSTED RIDES THAT TERRORIZE THE TOP END. BUT, ALMOST THAT AWESOME. AND THAT IS PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME.

BURN UNIT OUT.

[85rx-7gsl-se]

Who is the chick in white? I think I may be in love :lol:

[venom_5]

Please Burn Unit have mercy on my turbo junk as I know it is not worthy.... I have no 6th gear.... Mr. 2slowdy signing off.

who in BU DOES have a 6th gear? :lol:

[Il Duce]

F the Team BU

Its all about Team BC

TEAM BEEF CURTAINS!

[jokers_wild_1987]

I would like BURN UNIT if BURN UNIT didnt refer to BURN UNIT as BURN UNIT in the FUCKIN 3RD PERSON lol j/k
automatic ricer > BURN UNIT

[jdmpwr07]

I see this getting moved to black hole very quickly :lol:

And in other news...TOP END TURBO CHARGED INLINE 6 FTW :wink:

[spoolie]

chris....how about a 3.8 6 cylinder with a single???

[jcoosi]

TEAM SKIN GRAFT BACK IN THIS DISPLAYING ITS AWESOMENESS AND ITS ALPHA MALE DOMINANCE AMONG THESE OTHER ESTROGEN BASED UNITS.TEAM SG WILL BE IN FULL EFFECT AT ALL EVENTS LOCAL AND WORLDWIDE.WE WILL NOT GROW WEARY AND FALTER WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE HAVE CONVERTED ALL NON BELIEVERS AND THEIR EYES HAVE BEEN OPEN TO THE TRUTH.FOR WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE.TEAM SG OUT

[pittyinSC]

German Supra= BURN UNIT GERMANY
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/3-german-supras-fooling_130117.htm

[AznTwins]

BURN UNIT IS GOING TO GET A NICE SURPRISE FROM

''TEAM REDLINE''

MORE TO COME STAY TUNED.
what are you guys planning on buying Burn Unit a barrel of race gas after you lose or something? Quit with all of that secrecy bullshit and just say what you're going to be running, or is this another case of someone hyping up someones car just to have them fail miserably again?

[AutoLuxury]

needless to say this thread has been entertaining.....

[ke0ki2k]

BURN UNIT BACK IN THIS THREAD. AGAIN.

MANY HAVE POSTED PICTURES AS ORIGINALLY REQUESTED - THAT IS AWESOME, BUT NOT AS AWESOME AS THE PROWESS OF THE BOOSTED RIDES THAT TERRORIZE THE TOP END. BUT, ALMOST THAT AWESOME. AND THAT IS PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME.

BURN UNIT OUT.

If I use pornstars to use their penis sucking power to blow 20 pounds of boost into my engine, producing 600 whp, will I be MORE awesome than Burn unit?

[rotoriousrx7]

[quote=Moody]

BURN UNIT WILL SPEAK.

THAT IS EXCELLENT. AT LEAST SOMEONE HERE CAN FOLLOW THE RULES. YOU ARE READY FOR THE TOP END.

BURN UNIT HAS BEEN IMPRESSED BY THE WILLINGNESS AND CUNNING OF THOSE THAT CAN RETORT UPON NEED. YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT HAVE SLOW RIDES. THAT IS A COMPLIMENT.

BURN UNIT IS HUMBLED, BUT ONLY FOR A MINUTE. MORE LIKE A MOMENT IN TIME, THAT IS THIS SMALL. IF YOU COULD SEE MY AWESOME SHIFTING HAND, THAT WOULD INDICATE HOW SMALL IT IS. REALLY SMALL. ALMOST UNNOTICEABLE. BUT NOT QUITE.

BURN UNIT IS BACK TO BEING AN ASSHOLE. OUT OF THIS THREAD.

i have touched this hand....

[quote=HP350Z]BURN UNIT IS GOING TO GET A NICE SURPRISE FROM

''TEAM REDLINE''

MORE TO COME STAY TUNED.

BURN UNIT BACK IN... ITS OWN THREAD.

YOUR SURPRISE HAD BETTER BE SOME GAS MONEY FOR TYLER, OR A SNICKERS BAR FOR ME. IT REALLY SATISFIES. NOT TYLER, BUT THE SNICKERS BAR. TYLER MIGHT, BUT THAT'S UP TO HIM IF HE WINS AND MAKES YOU DO SOMETHING.

P.S. - WE DO NOT RACE STOCK RIDES OR STOCK-TURBO RIDES. IF THE RIDE IN QUESTION IS NOT MODIFIED WITH A 35R OR 40R, THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME DECISION-MAKING IN THE RANKS OF TEAM REDLINE ABOUT WASTED GAS OR TIME COMING TO NASHVILLE.

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN FOR VELOCITY DOMINANCE.

mine will be here by the end of the week :wink: my car is heavily modded and ill have a 35r with a full 4" custom exhaust.... 8)

[ramman434]

James your just a gay noob who would enjoy the thought of a real penis anywhere near/and/or around you or your car. Now shut the hell up, gimme your wheels, and this thread may now continue.

Sidenote: I have my final exam tomorrow. It's midnight, I haven't studied. Fuck it.

[Defcon86NWH]

James your just a gay noob who would enjoy the thought of a real penis anywhere near/and/or around you or your car. Now shut the hell up, gimme your wheels, and this thread may now continue.

Sidenote: I have my final exam tomorrow. It's midnight, I haven't studied. Fuck it.

You sound like me lol

[DarkCreep]

WTF is going on?

[ke0ki2k]

James your just a gay noob who would enjoy the thought of a real penis anywhere near/and/or around you or your car. Now shut the hell up, gimme your wheels, and this thread may now continue.

Sidenote: I have my final exam tomorrow. It's midnight, I haven't studied. Fuck it.



http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x69/ke0ki2k/whateva.gif

I HOPE YOU FAILLLL YOU EXAM SO BAD THAT IT INSTANTLY BURSTS INTO FLAMES AND DESTROYS YOUR KA FORCING YOU TO GET A REAL MANS ENGINE! LIKE AN SR!

:shock:

:lol: :beer: :beer:

btw theres an autox at Pellissippi on July 13th.

[venom_5]

fuck pellissippi, there are autoX events right here NOOB!

my exam is tomorrow :)

[AutoLuxury]

i have no exam! bwahahahaha!

[ke0ki2k]

fuck pellissippi, there are autoX events right here NOOB!

my exam is tomorrow :)

lol I know I was talking to Mr. Ramman up there. theres an autox out at Nashville Super Speedway Sunday for you :D lol

[Chandler]

My name is Rustyzipper , and I approve this thread.

[AutoLuxury]

BurnUnit is the funny!

[Good2GetBlown]

Jcoosi has already been called out to party with BU on IA weekend... All other rookies can attempt to hang if possible!

[IH8DSM]

Jcoosi has already been called out to party with BU on IA weekend... All other rookies can attempt to hang if possible!

how do we get invited is it that whole thing with the dark room and the goat

[AutoLuxury]

no its the blindfold in the woods with sounds of whips and a horse. Remeber bring kneepads! you will be mounted!

[Good2GetBlown]

The actual description of events will not be released... Ill just say, the only thing you will be able to see when you close your eyes will be Moody in ass-less chaps for months...

[IH8DSM]

The actual description of events will not be released... Ill just say, the only thing you will be able to see when you close your eyes will be Moody in ass-less chaps for months...

:shock:

I don't want to be invited anymore.

[BURN UNIT]

I would like BURN UNIT if BURN UNIT didnt refer to BURN UNIT as BURN UNIT in the FUCKIN 3RD PERSON lol j/k
automatic ricer > BURN UNIT

BURN UNIT RESPONDS TO THE HATER.

BURN UNIT MUST AUTOMATICALLY REFER TO ITSELF, BECAUSE IF A SIMPLE "I" WAS USED, THE AWESOME LEVEL ATTAINED BY SIMPLY STANDING NEAR A MEMBER'S CAR, OR HEARING/RIDING IN SAID CAR, WOULD NOT BE PRUDENTLY ATTAINABLE OR FATHOMABLE. REFERENCING THE MOST AGILE RACING TEAM EVER, THAT HAS THE ABSOLUTELY FASTEST AND MOST BRUTAL TOP END POWERHOUSES IS A MUST IN THIRD PERSON. BURN UNIT THOUGHT YOU KNEW, SON.

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN, AND WE WILL CONTINUE OUR ONGOING METHODS OF STREET BRUTALITY WHILE AT THE SAME TIME ENFORCING BOOSTED DOMINANCE.

[BURN UNIT]

German Supra= BURN UNIT GERMANY
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/3-german-supras-fooling_130117.htm

BURN UNIT RETURNS AFTER VIEWING THE VIDEO.

WE DEMAND TO KNOW WHO THESE GERMAN SUPRA GUYS HAPPEN TO BE? ARE THEY A RACING TEAM THAT IS STRIVING FOR TOP END DOMINANCE. WE WILL QUASH THEM, THEN ASSIMILATE THEM INTO BURN UNIT, AFTER RACING ON THEIR HOME GROUNDS. THEY WILL THEN OWE US CHIK FIL 'A, AND WE WILL REMIND THEM OVER WAFFLE FRIES HOW AWESOME OUR RACING PROWESS AND BOOSTED RIDES ACTUALLY ARE. GO REFILL MY SWEET TEA.

BURN UNIT APPRECIATES YOUR FANBASED KNOWLEDGE OF HOW AWESOME WE ARE. WE WILL MAKE IT A POINT TO GIVE YOU A GROUP HUG WHEN WE SEE YOU. ESPECIALLY TYLER. REALLY, ESPECIALLY TYLER.

[BURN UNIT]

i have touched this hand....

mine will be here by the end of the week :wink: my car is heavily modded and ill have a 35r with a full 4" custom exhaust.... 8)

BURN UNIT CHALLENGES THE OPPOSING TOP END COCKPIT RACER.

BURN UNIT HAS ISSUED A CHALLENGE TO YOUR DRIVING SKILL AND MACHINE. WE WILL DOMINATE WITH TOP END OPPRESSION AND OVERBEARING DRIVING TACTICS. YOU HAVE BEEN ISSUED A DEMAND TO RACE THE MOST BRUTAL TOP END MACHINES IN THE WORLD. THE ROADS WILL CRUMBLE UNDER THE AWESOME, OPPRESSIVE FORCE OF OUR BOOSTED RIDES. THE FORCE IS SO OPPRESSIVE, THAT IT WILL BE LIKE WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE IN THIS BITCH. THERE IS NOT VOTING ALLOWED. THAT IS HOW OPPRESSIVE IT WILL BE. PREPARE TO BE DOMINATED, THEN TAKEN TO CHIK FIL 'A, WHERE THE RECAP OF THE AWESOMENESS THAT JUST OCCURRED WILL... OCCUR. YEAH. THE RECAP.

BURN UNIT HAS ISSUED THIS CHALLENGE, AND WILL STRIVE FOR TOP END OPPRESSIVE BRUTALITY. PREPARE FOR THE WORST.

[BURN UNIT]

Jcoosi has already been called out to party with BU on IA weekend... All other rookies can attempt to hang if possible!

BURN UNIT MEMBER HAS REPLIED.

BURN UNIT WILL HANG WILL ALL RIDES AND DRIVERS FOR TOP END DOMINANCE THE WEEKEND OF THE BIG MEET. WE WILL DISCUSS AREAS OF IMPORTANCE SUCH AS:

TIRE SPECIFICATIONS FOR TOP END DOMINANCE
COEFFICIENT OF DRAG FOR TOP END DOMINANCE
OIL WEIGHT AND INTERNAL ROTATIONAL MASS FOR TOP END DOMINANCE
BRAKE CHOICE FOR TOP END DOMINANCE
SHIFT KNOB CHOICE FOR TOP END DOMINANCE
TYLER'S FAVORITE MIXED FRUIT DRINK FOR TOP END DOMINANCE
ADAM'S FAVORITE SET OF WHEELS OF THE WEEK FOR TOP END DOMINANCE
RYAN'S FAVORITE SAYING TO THE HATERS FOR TOP END DOMINANCE
MOODY'S FAVORITE STUFFED ANIMAL TO RIDE ALONG IN THE PASSENGER SEAT FOR TOP END DOMINANCE

ALL OF THESE MATTERS WILL BE DISCUSSED, AND ARE OF THE UTMOST SERIOUSNESS... OF THE UTMOST SERIOSITY. YEAH, SERIOSITY. THAT IS HOW SERIOUS WE ARE ABOUT TOP END ANNIHILATION.

[BURN UNIT]

The actual description of events will not be released... Ill just say, the only thing you will be able to see when you close your eyes will be Moody in ass-less chaps for months...

BURN UNIT BACK IN THIS THREAD.

BURN UNIT IS SPEECHLESS.

BURN UNIT OUT OF THIS THREAD.

[jcoosi]

TEAM SKIN GRAFT IN THIS BISH LETTING TEAM BU KNOW THAT WE HAVE DISPLAYED EXTREME AWSOMENESS AND COMPLETE DOMINANCE OF ALL THAT TRIED AT OPRY MILLS MALL.WE WERE BRUTUAL AND NON FORGIVING IN OUR DOMNIANCE QUEST IN PARKING LOT DRIFT AND MASTERED THE EXTREME TOP SECRET NINJA ART OT THE TREX TORQUE DANCE.WE SHALL DESIMATE ALL AND PUT THEM TO EXTREME SHAMELESSNESS TO WHERE THEY WILL HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN AND TAKE UP RESIDANCE IN THE FAREST REGION OF THE FORMERLY U.S.S.R. TAKING UP JOBS AS A STREET PEDDALER WITH A DANCING MONKEY.

TEAM SG OUT

[spoolie]

TEAM SKIN GRAFT IN THIS BISH LETTING TEAM BU KNOW THAT WE HAVE DISPLAYED EXTREME AWSOMENESS AND COMPLETE DOMINANCE OF ALL THAT TRIED AT OPRY MILLS MALL.WE WERE BRUTUAL AND NON FORGIVING IN OUR DOMNIANCE QUEST IN PARKING LOT DRIFT AND MASTERED THE EXTREME TOP SECRET NINJA ART OT THE TREX TORQUE DANCE.WE SHALL DESIMATE ALL AND PUT THEM TO EXTREME SHAMELESSNESS TO WHERE THEY WILL HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN AND TAKE UP RESIDANCE IN THE FAREST REGION OF THE FORMERLY U.S.S.R. TAKING UP JOBS AS A STREET PEDDALER WITH A DANCING MONKEY.

TEAM SG OUT

TEAM SG MAKES BU OUT BEYOTCHES....NO ONE TOUCHES FI ACURAS!!!!!!!!!!

[ke0ki2k]

THE FORCE IS SO OPPRESSIVE, THAT IT WILL BE LIKE WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE IN THIS BITCH. THERE IS NOT VOTING ALLOWED.


rofl! lololololol :lol: :lol:

[ramman434]

James your just a gay noob who would enjoy the thought of a real penis anywhere near/and/or around you or your car. Now shut the hell up, gimme your wheels, and this thread may now continue.

Sidenote: I have my final exam tomorrow. It's midnight, I haven't studied. Fuck it.





I HOPE YOU FAILLLL YOU EXAM SO BAD THAT IT INSTANTLY BURSTS INTO FLAMES AND DESTROYS YOUR KA FORCING YOU TO GET A REAL MANS ENGINE! LIKE AN SR!

:shock:

:lol: :beer: :beer:

btw theres an autox at Pellissippi on July 13th.

James your statement makes no sense. Going to a smaller engine would make me less of a man...Plus the Kouki is being appraised to be fixed at the moment

[ke0ki2k]

yeah but an SR can deepthroat massive boost like a gay pornstar.

WTF DID YOU DO TO THAT BEAUTIFUL FRONT END YOU BASTARD!? :D lol

[ramman434]

Avalanches are just in this bitch fuckn' up the place... :C Go check for pics in the OT

[ke0ki2k]

Avalanches are just in this bitch fuckn' up the place... :C Go check for pics in the OT

avalanches are a myth fool! where are the pics?

[ramman434]

right here fool: http://www.tennspeed.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11643

Back to BU ownage

[jokers_wild_1987]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r229/jokerswild1987/burnunitcopy.jpg

All who come before this Fail

I Through Gary Coleman in there cause hes . .

1 Funny like a clown
2.looks like an animal and dresses in people clothes
3.has been in a porno
4.Same color as chocolae pudding
5. Same size as chevy eveo

[ke0ki2k]

Jokers Wild has dominated us all.

I bow in awe.

i'm posting that as my myspace default.

[sil84]

:lol: so F*cked up :lol:

[ke0ki2k]

www.myspace.com/ke0ki2k

I pay homage.

[jokers_wild_1987]

HaHa nice props on the song 2

[forced00si]

:shock: :roll:

[ke0ki2k]

I love this thread lol.

[BURN UNIT]

BURN UNIT BACK IN THE THREAD.

JUST A REMINDER, OF HOW AWESOME THE USE OF BURN UNIT'S BOOSTED FORCE WILL BE, ONCE WE HIT THE PAVEMENT AND UNLEASH BRUTALITY ON THE TOP END. BURN UNIT AGREES ON THE SENTIMENTS OF THOSE THAT VOTED JOKER'S WILD TO BE THE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION OF HOW GREAT BURN UNIT IS, AS WELL AS AN OVERTLY ODD PICTURE AT THE SAME TIME. WAY TO GO. JUST A LITTLE. WAY TO GO. YOU HAVE CAPTURED THE PARTIAL EXTENT TO WHICH BURN UNIT CAN BE JUDGED VISUALLY, BECAUSE IF YOU WERE TO CAPTURE AN ENTIRE PICTURE OF BURN UNIT AT ONCE, IN ALL AWESOME STREET PROWESS, YOUR CAMERA WOULD MELT, YOUR EYES WOULD BURN OUT, AND YOU WOULD PERISH TO THE EARTH IN THE FORM OF DUST UPON GAZING AT THE AWESOME FORCE OF BOOSTED RIDES THAT DOMINATE ALL.

SO DO NOT LOOK TOO HARD.

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN.

[Milon]

lol moody you are goofy... burn unit ftw

[BURN UNIT]

lol moody you are goofy... burn unit ftw

BURN UNIT REPLIES TO BOOSTED HIGHWAY ALLY.

BURN UNIT IS SELF-AWARE, AND HAS THE KNOWLEDGE THAT ANYTHING BURN UNIT DOES, WILL BE GREAT AND AWESOME. HUMOR IS NOT AN OPTION, WHEN RUNNING TOP END FOR THE WIN OVER FOES. DEFEAT IS THE ONLY TRUTH THAT WE OFFER AN OPPONENT. NO ONE WILL LAUGH WHEN BURN UNIT GOES TOP END TO DEFEAT ALL NEWCOMERS. THE ONLY LAUGHTER THAT ONE WILL WITNESS IS THE NERVOUS GIGGLE OF ANYONE THAT HAPPENS ACROSS BURN UNIT AND ATTEMPTS TO RACE FOR THE TOP END SUPREMACY ON THE HIGHWAYS, BUT THEY WILL KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, IT IS NOT LAUGHTER FOR LAUGHTER'S SAKE, BUT MORESO OUT OF A SICK FOREBODING THAT THEY WILL FEEL WHEN THE AWESOME POWER OF A WALL OF BOOST IS DISPLACING AIR, TIME, AND THINGS WITH... THINGS WITH... MOLECULES AROUND THEM AT THE GODSPEED OF 300KM/H. IT WILL BE LIKE THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL, AND YOU ARE SO NERVOUS THAT YOU WANT TO THROW UP, BUT YOU DO NOT - YOU CHOKE IT DOWN INSIDE AND SIT QUIETLY UNTIL CALLED UPON BY THE TEACHER TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF TO THE CLASS. YOU WILL BE THAT NERVOUS. IT IS THE BUS STOP IN THE MORNING - THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE KID THAT IS THERE BEFORE YOU, AND HE WILL GET THE LAST SEAT, MAKING YOU STAND ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL FOR 30 MINUTES. IT IS NOT FAIR. BURN UNIT IS NOT FAIR TO OPPOSING FOES. IT IS LIKE SUMMER BIBLE CAMP - YOU KNOW IT IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE, BUT YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO, AND ARE ANGERED IN THE FACE OF A HIGHER, MORE GODLY POWER. BURN UNIT IS THAT POWER.

BURN UNIT HAS ADDRESSED THE ALLY. WE WILL ALL RUN TOP END UNTIL WE LIFT OFF.

BURN UNIT HAS EDITED THIS THREAD, TO SHOW BOLD TEXT.

[Milon]

:mrgreen: :thumbup:

[jcoosi]

TEAM SKIN GRAFT BACK IN THIS SAD SAD LITTLE THREAD TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH ON WHO SHALL TRULY DOMINATE THE PAVED GRIDIRON.WE WILL RACE TO TOP END SPEEDS OF OVER 320KPH AND WHICH POINT THE THE OPPONENTS HAVE DONE PASSED OUT DUE TO THE SHEER AWESOMENESS AND BRUTAL PRESSURE OF THE LATERAL FORCES THAT IS APPLIED TO THEIR WEAK AND UNCONDITIONED BODIES.HERE AT TEAM SKIN GRAFT OUR DRIVERS GO THROUGH A NASA CERTIFIED ASTRONAUT COURSE.WE ARE CAPABLE OF GUIDING SPACE SHUTTLES AND LAND ROCKETS WHICH WE PILOT ON THE STREET.HOW FUCKIN AWESOME AND KICK ASS IS THAT.ONCE AGAIN FROM YOUR FAILED ATTEMPTS AT LIFE AND DOMINANCE WE AT TEAM SG WILL OFFER AS A FREE PARTING GIFT A STATE OF THE ART MILITARY GRADE RAZOR BLADE THAT WILL COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS WITH LARGE PRINT AND COLORFULLY DISPLAYED PICTURES ON HOW TO USE SAID INSTRUMENT.THERE WILL EVEN BE TRANSLATORS FOR ASSISTANCE BECAUSE AT TEAM SG WE WILL NOT DISCRIMINATE.ONCE AGAIN YOUR WEAK AND PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO OVERTHROW OUR REIGN OF BLACKTOP DICTATORSHIP HAS FAILED.

TEAM SG OUT

[Rajin]

I dunno

I hung out with part of Burn Unit last night.

The top end dominance lies within their hands.

[jcoosi]

I dunno

I hung out with part of Burn Unit last night.

The top end dominance lies within their hands.

TEAM SG HERE TO REPLY THE ONLY THING THAT LIES IN THEIR HANDS IS THEIR SORE ASSES FROM THE POUNDING THAT WE WILL ENFORCE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.TEAM SG OUT.

[Rajin]

I dunno

I hung out with part of Burn Unit last night.

The top end dominance lies within their hands.

TEAM SG HERE TO REPLY THE ONLY THING THAT LIES IN THEIR HANDS IS THEIR SORE ASSES FROM THE POUNDING THAT WE WILL ENFORCE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.TEAM SG OUT.

LIES.

BOOSTED HONDAS LACK TOP END DOMINANCE CAPABILITIES!

/end reply

[Zeppelin]

THEIR SORE ASSES FROM THE POUNDING THAT WE WILL ENFORCE
:shock:

[jcoosi]

I dunno

I hung out with part of Burn Unit last night.

The top end dominance lies within their hands.

TEAM SG HERE TO REPLY THE ONLY THING THAT LIES IN THEIR HANDS IS THEIR SORE ASSES FROM THE POUNDING THAT WE WILL ENFORCE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.TEAM SG OUT.

LIES.

BOOSTED HONDAS LACK TOP END DOMINANCE CAPABILITIES!

/end reply

TEAM SG BACK ONCE AGAIN UNRAVELING THE MYTHS AND EXPOSE THE TRUTHS WE HAVE CARS THAT WILL DOMINATE THE TOP END IN N/A STYLE.TEAM SG OUT.

[Rajin]

I dunno

I hung out with part of Burn Unit last night.

The top end dominance lies within their hands.

TEAM SG HERE TO REPLY THE ONLY THING THAT LIES IN THEIR HANDS IS THEIR SORE ASSES FROM THE POUNDING THAT WE WILL ENFORCE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.TEAM SG OUT.

LIES.

BOOSTED HONDAS LACK TOP END DOMINANCE CAPABILITIES!

/end reply

TEAM SG BACK ONCE AGAIN UNRAVELING THE MYTHS AND EXPOSE THE TRUTHS WE HAVE CARS THAT WILL DOMINATE THE TOP END IN N/A STYLE.TEAM SG OUT.


BOOSTED FWD FAILURE.

[BURN UNIT]

TEAM SKIN GRAFT BACK IN THIS SAD SAD LITTLE THREAD TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH ON WHO SHALL TRULY DOMINATE THE PAVED GRIDIRON.WE WILL RACE TO TOP END SPEEDS OF OVER 320KPH AND WHICH POINT THE THE OPPONENTS HAVE DONE PASSED OUT DUE TO THE SHEER AWESOMENESS AND BRUTAL PRESSURE OF THE LATERAL FORCES THAT IS APPLIED TO THEIR WEAK AND UNCONDITIONED BODIES.HERE AT TEAM SKIN GRAFT OUR DRIVERS GO THROUGH A NASA CERTIFIED ASTRONAUT COURSE.WE ARE CAPABLE OF GUIDING SPACE SHUTTLES AND LAND ROCKETS WHICH WE PILOT ON THE STREET.HOW FUCKIN AWESOME AND KICK ASS IS THAT.ONCE AGAIN FROM YOUR FAILED ATTEMPTS AT LIFE AND DOMINANCE WE AT TEAM SG WILL OFFER AS A FREE PARTING GIFT A STATE OF THE ART MILITARY GRADE RAZOR BLADE THAT WILL COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS WITH LARGE PRINT AND COLORFULLY DISPLAYED PICTURES ON HOW TO USE SAID INSTRUMENT.THERE WILL EVEN BE TRANSLATORS FOR ASSISTANCE BECAUSE AT TEAM SG WE WILL NOT DISCRIMINATE.ONCE AGAIN YOUR WEAK AND PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO OVERTHROW OUR REIGN OF BLACKTOP DICTATORSHIP HAS FAILED.

TEAM SG OUT

BURN UNIT BACK IN THIS THREAD.

YOU SPELLED SOME WORDS IMPROPERLY. JUST SAYING.

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN.

[BURN UNIT]

I dunno

I hung out with part of Burn Unit last night.

The top end dominance lies within their hands.

TEAM SG HERE TO REPLY THE ONLY THING THAT LIES IN THEIR HANDS IS THEIR SORE ASSES FROM THE POUNDING THAT WE WILL ENFORCE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.TEAM SG OUT.

BURN UNIT BACK INTO THE THREAD.

BURN UNIT DOES NOT POUND ASSES. WE RACE TO EXTREME TOP END GRATIFICATION AND THE WINNING OVER THE FOES. BURN UNIT DOES NOT WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR RACING TEAM, IF THERE IS ASS-POUNDING INVOLVED. WE WILL WIN, AND YOU WILL LOSE THE TOP END STRUGGLE FOR DOMINANCE, BUT WE DO NOT WANT TO BE AROUND TO SEE WHO RECIPROCATES THE BOLD TEXT ABOVE.

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN TO THOSE THAT WANT TO POUND ASS OVER GO TOP END. ENJOY THE ASS POUNDING. WE WILL ENJOY THE TOP END AND CALL IT EVEN.

[Rajin]

I dunno

I hung out with part of Burn Unit last night.

The top end dominance lies within their hands.

TEAM SG HERE TO REPLY THE ONLY THING THAT LIES IN THEIR HANDS IS THEIR SORE ASSES FROM THE POUNDING THAT WE WILL ENFORCE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.TEAM SG OUT.

BURN UNIT BACK INTO THE THREAD.

BURN UNIT DOES NOT POUND ASSES. WE RACE TO EXTREME TOP END GRATIFICATION AND THE WINNING OVER THE FOES. BURN UNIT DOES NOT WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR RACING TEAM, IF THERE IS ASS-POUNDING INVOLVED. WE WILL WIN, AND YOU WILL LOSE THE TOP END STRUGGLE FOR DOMINANCE, BUT WE DO NOT WANT TO BE AROUND TO SEE WHO RECIPROCATES THE BOLD TEXT ABOVE.

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN TO THOSE THAT WANT TO POUND ASS OVER GO TOP END. ENJOY THE ASS POUNDING. WE WILL ENJOY THE TOP END AND CALL IT EVEN.


TOP END DOMINANCE FTMFW

[jcoosi]

TEAM SKIN GRAFT BACK IN THIS SAD SAD LITTLE THREAD TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH ON WHO SHALL TRULY DOMINATE THE PAVED GRIDIRON.WE WILL RACE TO TOP END SPEEDS OF OVER 320KPH AND WHICH POINT THE THE OPPONENTS HAVE DONE PASSED OUT DUE TO THE SHEER AWESOMENESS AND BRUTAL PRESSURE OF THE LATERAL FORCES THAT IS APPLIED TO THEIR WEAK AND UNCONDITIONED BODIES.HERE AT TEAM SKIN GRAFT OUR DRIVERS GO THROUGH A NASA CERTIFIED ASTRONAUT COURSE.WE ARE CAPABLE OF GUIDING SPACE SHUTTLES AND LAND ROCKETS WHICH WE PILOT ON THE STREET.HOW FUCKIN AWESOME AND KICK ASS IS THAT.ONCE AGAIN FROM YOUR FAILED ATTEMPTS AT LIFE AND DOMINANCE WE AT TEAM SG WILL OFFER AS A FREE PARTING GIFT A STATE OF THE ART MILITARY GRADE RAZOR BLADE THAT WILL COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS WITH LARGE PRINT AND COLORFULLY DISPLAYED PICTURES ON HOW TO USE SAID INSTRUMENT.THERE WILL EVEN BE TRANSLATORS FOR ASSISTANCE BECAUSE AT TEAM SG WE WILL NOT DISCRIMINATE.ONCE AGAIN YOUR WEAK AND PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO OVERTHROW OUR REIGN OF BLACKTOP DICTATORSHIP HAS FAILED.

TEAM SG OUT

BURN UNIT BACK IN THIS THREAD.

YOU SPELLED SOME WORDS IMPROPERLY. JUST SAYING.

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN.

TEAM SG POSTING A REPLY IF YOU ARE EVER PUT THROUGH THE EXTREME BLACKTOP DICTATORSHIP DOMINANCE WE DISPLAY AND UNDERGO OUR BRUTAL PHYSICAL CONDITIONING YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO FUNCTION ON A DAILY BASIS.TEAM SG OUT.

[silverteg]

this shit is funny :thumbup:

[Rajin]

TEAM SKIN GRAFT BACK IN THIS SAD SAD LITTLE THREAD TO EXPOSE THE TRUTH ON WHO SHALL TRULY DOMINATE THE PAVED GRIDIRON.WE WILL RACE TO TOP END SPEEDS OF OVER 320KPH AND WHICH POINT THE THE OPPONENTS HAVE DONE PASSED OUT DUE TO THE SHEER AWESOMENESS AND BRUTAL PRESSURE OF THE LATERAL FORCES THAT IS APPLIED TO THEIR WEAK AND UNCONDITIONED BODIES.HERE AT TEAM SKIN GRAFT OUR DRIVERS GO THROUGH A NASA CERTIFIED ASTRONAUT COURSE.WE ARE CAPABLE OF GUIDING SPACE SHUTTLES AND LAND ROCKETS WHICH WE PILOT ON THE STREET.HOW FUCKIN AWESOME AND KICK ASS IS THAT.ONCE AGAIN FROM YOUR FAILED ATTEMPTS AT LIFE AND DOMINANCE WE AT TEAM SG WILL OFFER AS A FREE PARTING GIFT A STATE OF THE ART MILITARY GRADE RAZOR BLADE THAT WILL COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS WITH LARGE PRINT AND COLORFULLY DISPLAYED PICTURES ON HOW TO USE SAID INSTRUMENT.THERE WILL EVEN BE TRANSLATORS FOR ASSISTANCE BECAUSE AT TEAM SG WE WILL NOT DISCRIMINATE.ONCE AGAIN YOUR WEAK AND PATHETIC ATTEMPTS TO OVERTHROW OUR REIGN OF BLACKTOP DICTATORSHIP HAS FAILED.

TEAM SG OUT

BURN UNIT BACK IN THIS THREAD.

YOU SPELLED SOME WORDS IMPROPERLY. JUST SAYING.

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN.

TEAM SG POSTING A REPLY IF YOU ARE EVER PUT THROUGH THE EXTREME BLACKTOP DICTATORSHIP DOMINANCE WE DISPLAY AND UNDERGO OUR BRUTAL PHYSICAL CONDITIONING YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO FUNCTION ON A DAILY BASIS.TEAM SG OUT.


FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU I'LL DOMINATE ALL WITH QUICKEST TO STOP

[jcoosi]

I dunno

I hung out with part of Burn Unit last night.

The top end dominance lies within their hands.

TEAM SG HERE TO REPLY THE ONLY THING THAT LIES IN THEIR HANDS IS THEIR SORE ASSES FROM THE POUNDING THAT WE WILL ENFORCE TO THE FULLEST EXTENT.TEAM SG OUT.

BURN UNIT BACK INTO THE THREAD.

BURN UNIT DOES NOT POUND ASSES. WE RACE TO EXTREME TOP END GRATIFICATION AND THE WINNING OVER THE FOES. BURN UNIT DOES NOT WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR RACING TEAM, IF THERE IS ASS-POUNDING INVOLVED. WE WILL WIN, AND YOU WILL LOSE THE TOP END STRUGGLE FOR DOMINANCE, BUT WE DO NOT WANT TO BE AROUND TO SEE WHO RECIPROCATES THE BOLD TEXT ABOVE.

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN TO THOSE THAT WANT TO POUND ASS OVER GO TOP END. ENJOY THE ASS POUNDING. WE WILL ENJOY THE TOP END AND CALL IT EVEN.

TEAM SG BACK IN THIS TO TEAM BU ITS OK TO BE SCARED LIKE CHRIS OFF FAMILY GUT OVER THE EVIL MONKEY IN THE CLOSET CAUSE WE CAUSE THAT MUCH FEAR IN ALL RACE TEAMS.BECAUSE OF YOUR FEAR YOU HAVE RESORTED TO TAKING PROMISES OF OUR ALPHA DOMINANCE ROLE ON THE PAVED GRIDIRON AS HOMOPHOBIC PARODIES.WE OVERLOOK YOUR FUTILE ATTEMPT TO MAKE SUCH OBSCENE STATEMENTS AND WILL CONTINUE WITH DOMINANCE HANDOUTS.TEAM SG OUT

[ramman434]

Anyone else just not able to read Team SG's replies in a funny voice. I have no trouble w/Moody's stuff, but I can't do anything mentall w/Jcoosi's statements.

[jcoosi]

Anyone else just not able to read Team SG's replies in a funny voice. I have no trouble w/Moody's stuff, but I can't do anything mentall w/Jcoosi's statements.

TEAM SG WITH A REPLY TO RAINMAN OUR REPLIES ARE NOT TO BE CROSS REFERENCED WITH A FUNNY VOICE.THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT BLACKTOP DICTATORSHIP.LIKE THE INTERNET ITS SERIOUS BUSINESS.TEAM SG OUT

[Zeppelin]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eL81qlZxDYw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uu0m3aV73KY&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M5k5wlPocKc&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wCw81mP1BIM&feature=related

[BURN UNIT]

Anyone else just not able to read Team SG's replies in a funny voice. I have no trouble w/Moody's stuff, but I can't do anything mentall w/Jcoosi's statements.

BURN UNIT SPEAKS AGAIN.

ALTHOUGH THERE ARE IMITATORS, THERE ALSO EXISTS THE REAL DEAL. IF BY REAL DEAL, HIGHWAY DOMINANCE AND BRUTAL BOOSTED RIDES THAT INSPIRE AWE AND AMAZEMENT COMES TO MIND, THEN LET IT BE KNOWN THAT ALL WOULD-BE SUCCESSORS ARE ALLOWED ONE AND ONLY ONE CHANCE TO BE QUASHED WITH ANGRY, TURBOCHARGED DISPLACEMENT. TEAM GRAFFITI WILL FALL PREY TO THE INTENSE FORCE OF A WALL OF THE MIGHTIEST BOOST, ALONG WITH PAVEMENT-BRUTALIZING ACCELERATION, AND UPON REALIZATION OF THIS, THEY WILL COME TO THEIR KNEES AND BEG FOR ULTIMATE FORGIVENESS AND SACRIFICE THEIR RIDES TO THOSE WORTHY OF TOP END DOMINATION AND VORACIOUS TOTAL SPEED AND VELOCITY. IT WILL BE EPIC, AS IN SO EPIC THAT THE WORD EPIC IS OVERUSED AND THOSE STILL USING IT WITHOUT KNOWING WILL IN TURN BE FORCED INTO A VERBAL DIATRIBE WITH THOSE OF BURN UNIT WHO ARE IN THE KNOW ABOUT INTERNET LINGO. IT WILL BE BE LIKE SITTING IN A THREAD VIEWING AN ALLOTMENT OF FAIL PICS, BUT THE SAD REALIZATION BY THE VIEWER, UPON FINISHING, IS THAT HE IN TURN COULD HAVE A PICTURE TAKEN OF SAID VIEWING, AND HAVE FAIL PUT BELOW HIS MUG, ONLY TO BE MOCKED BY EVERYONE ELSE FOR SEARCHING THE FAIL PICS BIN IN THE FIRST PLACE.

BURN UNIT IS COLD, ICE COLD. COLD ENOUGH TO BURN THROUGH ICE. ICEY ENOUGH TO MELT ITSELF, THEN REFREEZE. THERE IS NOT ANOTHER TEAM THAT IS AS ICE COLD AS BURN UNIT.

BURN UNIT HAS ADDRESSED THE SITUATION, AND WILL UNDOUBTEDLY CONTINUE TO RULE THE STREETS.

[jcoosi]

YOU HAVE REACHED THE AUTOMATED SERVICES OF TEAM SKIN GRAFT DUE TO THEIR AWESOMENESS OF BLACKTOP DICTATORSHIP AND MASSIVE AMOUNT OF STREET PWNAGE THEY HAVE BEEN DISTRIBUTING BRUTALLY WITH DOMINANCE IN ALL ASPECTS OF THE RACE WORLD THEY ARE UNABLE TO COMMENT TO TEAM BU AT THIS TIME.HOWEVER THE FIRST AVAILABLE MOST AWESOME AND KICKASS DRIVER FOR TEAM SG WILL POST SHORTLY.STAYED TUNED.TEAM SG AUTOMATED SERVICES OUT.

[Ventolin]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/53714-1/Found_new_hardware.jpg

[venom_5]

does the phrase "boosted displacement" even make sense?

[BURN UNIT]

YOU HAVE REACHED THE AUTOMATED SERVICES OF TEAM SKIN GRAFT DUE TO THEIR AWESOMENESS OF BLACKTOP DICTATORSHIP AND MASSIVE AMOUNT OF STREET PWNAGE THEY HAVE BEEN DISTRIBUTING BRUTALLY WITH DOMINANCE IN ALL ASPECTS OF THE RACE WORLD THEY ARE UNABLE TO COMMENT TO TEAM BU AT THIS TIME.HOWEVER THE FIRST AVAILABLE MOST AWESOME AND KICKASS DRIVER FOR TEAM SG WILL POST SHORTLY.STAYED TUNED.TEAM SG AUTOMATED SERVICES OUT.

BURN UNIT REPLIES TO THE ANSWERING MACHINE.

BURN UNIT DOES NOT HAVE, NOR NEEDS ANY MACHINE TO ANSWER THE CALLOUT OF OWNAGE FOR US. ALL OF THESE REPLIES HAVE BEEN WHILE ESTABLISHING DOMINANCE ON THE VARIED INTERSTATES IN THE AREA. WE ARE CAPABLE TO HOLDING OFF OPPRESSORS LONG ENOUGH TO REPLY TO THOSE THAT DOUBT US, THEN UNLEASH FULL FURY ON THOSE OTHER RACING TEAMS THAT CHALLENGE US. AT THE SAME TIME. WE ARE GOOD. COMPARABLE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE SUCH THAT IT WOULD BE LIKE WATCHING A PORNO WITH ONLY A GUY AND A GIRL, VERSUS WATCHING A PORNO WITH 8 GUYS AND 3 GIRLS, ALL UNDERWATER, AND WHILE FUCKING THEY ARE HOME-LOADING AMMUNITION AND EATING JELLO OFF OF EACHOTHER AT THE SAME TIME. IT WOULD BE THAT AWESOME. THAT IS HOW AWESOME BURN UNIT IS, AND WHY WE MULTITASK THE WAY THAT WE DO. YOU CAN EXIST SIMPLY AS THAT MISSIONARY-POSITION 1-MAN-1-WOMAN PORNO, OR YOU CAN HAVE IT DIRTY SANCHEZ BUNS UP STYLE WITH WHIP CHREME. WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE? THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS. PLUS, IN OUR PORNO WE ALSO HAVE REAL BLACK GUYS. THAT IS AN EXAMPLE OF THE LEVEL OF OWNAGE THAT WE ESTABLISH.

BURN UNIT OUT.

[v3]

THE SHEER AMOUNT OF AWESOMENESS CONTAINED WITHIN THIS THREAD IS MAKING V3'S EYES BLEED.

[DarkCreep]

WTF is going on.

[Zeppelin]

i don't know man...however check out what i found on photobucket!

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc37/AgitatedCat/WTF.jpg

[jcoosi]

WTF is going on.

THE BATTLE FOR STREET DOMINATION WELL REALLY CONSIDERING THE OPPONENT BEING TEAM BU ITS NOT MUCH OF A BATTLE MORE LIKE A ITCH YOU KNOW THE ONE THAT YOU GET ON THE BACKSIDE OF YOU SACK THAT YOU HAVE TO ROLL THE AREA OF DISCOMFORT BETWEEN YOUR FINGER AND THUMB AND THEN ITS ALL BETTER AND NO MORE OF A DISCOMFORT WELL THAT SMALL LITTLE ITCH IT THE SAME AS ALL OF TEAM BU COMBINED AND DARE I SAY QUOTE BOOSTED DISPLACEMENT UNQUOTE.TEAM SG OUT

[Good2GetBlown]

Burn Unit message to Team Redline, and SG...

Sorry
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/sunset350/turrrr.jpg

[Rajin]

does the phrase "boosted displacement" even make sense?

YOU ARE GODDAMN RIGHT IT DOES

[redtop240]

Sweet i've never seen a turbo before.

[Good2GetBlown]

Sweet i've never seen a turbo before.

feeble tempt at funny.

you should look into them. They make cars suck less... or i mean suck more... err I mean nvm.

[Rajin]

Sweet i've never seen a turbo before.

feeble tempt at funny.

you should look into them. They make cars suck less... or i mean suck more... err I mean nvm.

Good enough description.

Wouldve been better if posted like

FEEBLE TEMPT AT FUNNY

YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO THEM YOU MERE MORTAL THEY MAKE CARS DESTROY IN TOP END VIALITY.

[SloREX]

G2GB DID UR MOM

[Rajin]

G2GB DID UR MOM

You just fucked the whole thread up.

[Good2GetBlown]

Lol I cant do the Moody post... Actually, I don't care to take the time because I don't have the gift of BS quite as well as Christopher. <lol

[Rajin]

Lol I cant do the Moody post... Actually, I don't care to take the time because I don't have the gift of BS quite as well as Christopher. <lol


hahah yeah.

He had me fucking cracking up the other night man.

[SloREX]

G2GB DID UR MOM

You just fucked the whole thread up.
shure did bish!

[Good2GetBlown]

Im normally not into mothers, unless its DontH8's... then.. I just cant resist.

[Rajin]

Im normally not into mothers, unless its DontH8's... then.. I just cant resist.

MILF Much?

[spoolie]

VP OF SG CHECKING IN.....BU DOESNT STAND A CHANCE AGAINST THE NASA APPROVED BELT DRIVEN BLOWN AWESOME HIGH REVVING STREET DOMINANCE THAT WE ENFORCE ON THE REGULAR IN THE GREATER NASHVEGAS AREA....AS TEAM BU IS BEING PASSED ON EACH SIDE BY 2 ULTRA DOMINATE ACURAS WITH ULTRA HIGH REVVING ENGINES WITH BELT DRIVEN GOODNESS UNDER THE BONNET, THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL THE PWNAGE OF TEAM SG WILL BE REALIZIED...


VP OF SG.......OUT

[redtop240]

Sweet i've never seen a turbo before.

feeble tempt at funny.

you should look into them. They make cars suck less... or i mean suck more... err I mean nvm.

Actually I look at giant turbos all day. Generally the kind that would suck you in and shred you into a million pieces.

[Rajin]

Military turbines > All

[Depe]

what is unit burn????!?!!??!?


do whaa? ::birthday::

[Rajin]

what is unit burn????!?!!??!?


do whaa? ::birthday::

A UNIT BURN OCCURS WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH A FILTHY WHORE AFTER BEING RAPED ON TOP END BY TEAM BURN UNIT.

THEREFORE BEING DOUBLE BURNED IN ONE NIGHT.

[Depe]

what is unit burn????!?!!??!?


do whaa? ::birthday::

A UNIT BURN OCCURS WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH A FILTHY WHORE AFTER BEING RAPED ON TOP END BY TEAM BURN UNIT.

THEREFORE BEING DOUBLE BURNED IN ONE NIGHT.


oooOoggly mooOoggly

[Good2GetBlown]

Sweet i've never seen a turbo before.

feeble tempt at funny.

you should look into them. They make cars suck less... or i mean suck more... err I mean nvm.

Actually I look at giant turbos all day. Generally the kind that would suck you in and shred you into a million pieces.

sweet... :| You should put one on your car.

[spoolie]

this is a picture of a snail i snagged off the net....wow...i can copy and paste...look at the whittiness of team BU

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/sunset350/turrrr.jpg


VP OF SG MUST COMMENT NOW...


WOW TEAM BU HAS SHOWN ITS LEVEL OF RETARDATION ONCE AGAIN BY POSTING A PICTURE OF THE PRESIDENT OF SG TURBO....THAT IS HIS SMALL AROUND TOWN SNAIL...ON LOW BOOST PRESSURE LEVELS.....SILLY BU. WE HAVE DYNO GRAPHS THAT WILL DEVASTATE ALL OTHERS WITH IN A 5000 MILE RADIUS...I SHOW THAT I HAVE TOP END DOMINANCE BY REMOVING MY CLUSTER....I KNOW I DOMINATE, I OVERDRIFT AND SEE DINOSAURS...

VP OF SG OUT

[Rajin]

this is a picture of a snail i snagged off the net....wow...i can copy and paste...look at the whittiness of team BU

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/sunset350/turrrr.jpg


VP OF SG MUST COMMENT NOW...


WOW TEAM BU HAS SHOWN ITS LEVEL OF RETARDATION ONCE AGAIN BY POSTING A PICTURE OF THE PRESIDENT OF SG TURBO....THAT IS HIS SMALL AROUND TOWN SNAIL...ON LOW BOOST PRESSURE LEVELS.....SILLY BU. WE HAVE DYNO GRAPHS THAT WILL DEVASTATE ALL OTHERS WITH IN A 5000 MILE RADIUS...I SHOW THAT I HAVE TOP END DOMINANCE BY REMOVING MY CLUSTER....I KNOW I DOMINATE, I OVERDRIFT AND SEE DINOSAURS...

VP OF SG OUT

TEAM SLOW ASS HONDA REPPING IN. TEAM SLOW HONDA REVOKES ALL TOP END CLAIMS

[jcoosi]

TEAM SG BACK IN THIS BISH TO CONFIRM THE STATEMENT MADE BY THE VP OF TEAM SKIN GRAFT RACE PWNAGE AND BLACKTOP DICTATORSHIP INC.WE HAVE SUPREME BELT DRIVEN BOOSTED DISPLACEMENT DOMINANCE OF ALL.WE RUN HIGH GRADE CHROMOLEY ULTRA LIGHTENED RACE PROVEN PULLIES.THEY ALLOW TOTAL DOMINANCE OF THE WHOLE RPM RANGE FROM IDLE TO 10000.YES I SAID 10000 NO THAT WAS NOT A TYPO.THE SHEER WHINE OF THE OF THE SUPREME BOOSTED EXCELLENCE FROM THE BOOST GODS IS ENOUGH TO CAUSE INTERNAL EAR BLEEDING AND PARTIAL TO COMPLETE HEARING LOSS.OUR HIGH REVVING AWESOME BOOST DISPLACEMENT WILL PWN ANY AND ALL.WE AT TEAM SG ARE SO AWESOME LIKE AS AWESOME AS GOING TO LONG JOHN SILVERS AND ORDERING THE FISH PLANK BASKET AND YOU GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THE FRIES AND HAVE A SHRIMP IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BASKET WE ARE FUCKING 100 TIMES MORE AWESOME THAN THAT.TEAM SG OUT

[jokers_wild_1987]

TEAM AUTOMATIC RICER IN

(insert random bullshit with lots of 8 letter words in all caps all while mentioning turbos dominance and various 2 letter club abbreviations)

TEAM AUTOMATIC RICER OUT

[redtop240]

TEAM MACH 2 CHECKING IN RAWR!!!!!!

[Rajin]

TEAM SLOW HONDA HAS CHANGED ITS NAME TO

TEAM PUSSY SLAYER

WE'LL DOMINATE WITH OUR INCREDIBLE GOOD LOOKS AND N/A SLOWNESS

[York]

WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?

[slow40]

http://i29.tinypic.com/16ap4jr.jpg

[ramman434]

I thought about this the other day but I'm just now getting around to posting it.

This video makes me think of Moody. I have a feeling he drinks it before driving:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

[AutoLuxury]

VICTORIOUS STANCE SQUAD IN THIS THREAD

WE HAVE HEAR ALL CLAIMS AND WE HAVE PASSED JUDGEMENT THAT NONE SHALL DECIMATE BURN UNIT. BURN UNIT WILL FROM THIS POINT FORWARD BE KNOWN AS BURT. BURT HAS PROVED THERE DOMINANCE AS A VIOLENT RUNNING TRIBE OF EXTREME PRESSURES OF BOOST. TOP END DOMINANCE IS NOT ACHIEVABLE BY ACURAS OF THE WRONG WHEEL DRIVE VARIANT. TOP SPEED THROUGH YOUR LACK OF GEARING WOULD LIMIT YOU TO NO FASTER 200 KMH. BURT HAS THE CAPABILITY OF SUPPORT OF 300 KMH AT CONISTENT EXTREME BAR. NONE SHALL DECIMATE THEM. YOUR PUNY ATTEMPTS AT HOLDING SAID POWER BETWEEN YOUR FRONT WHEELS WOULD RENDER YOUR TRANSPORTATION DEVICES USELESS. WHILE YOU SCRABBLE FOR ATTENTION TO GRIP THE ROAD BURT WILL LEAVE YOU BEHIND WITH A ROTTEN TASTE OF ASS ON YOUR TONGUE. BE WARNED THAT BURT WIELDS BIG POWER AND IS NOT SCARED TO UNLEASH ON WRONG WHEEL DRIVE NUISANCES.


VICTORIOUS STANCE SQUAD OVER AND OUT///

[spoolie]

your not funny like us...

[Good2GetBlown]

It really loses all of its funny when people try to imitate Moody's verbal excellence... Jcooooo's was kinda funny, but like always a clone of a clone is never as sharp as the original... Now all of the sudden everyone wants to be on a team...

Happy 4th, from the semi hammered Co-Pres of BU

[Ventolin]

There can be only one Baconator ;)

[Miracle]

There can be only one Baconator ;)

Truer words, never before spoken. :)

[redtop240]

There can be only one Baconator ;)

Truer words, never before spoken. :)

Especially not from you grunt j/k. :P

[Miracle]

There can be only one Baconator ;)

Truer words, never before spoken. :)

Especially not from you grunt j/k. :P

I'm FAR from a grunt... but I'm in a grunt Batallion... kinda sucks though.

[redtop240]

There can be only one Baconator ;)

Truer words, never before spoken. :)

Especially not from you grunt j/k. :P

I'm FAR from a grunt... but I'm in a grunt Batallion... kinda sucks though.

Its ok buddy. Nothing wrong with being a grunt. :mrgreen:

[ramman434]

It really loses all of its funny when people try to imitate Moody's verbal excellence... Jcooooo's was kinda funny, but like always a clone of a clone is never as sharp as the original... Now all of the sudden everyone wants to be on a team...

Happy 4th, from the semi hammered Co-Pres of BU

I'm pretty sure that this is how anyone feels...

[jokers_wild_1987]

TEAM AUTOMATIC RICER IN

(insert random bullshit with lots of 8 letter words in all caps all while mentioning turbos dominance and various 2 letter club abbreviations)

TEAM AUTOMATIC RICER OUT

Its my fault i posted the tuturial on how to be moody lol

[venom_5]

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg74/supra93tt/topend001.jpg

posted on ToyotaNation.com today :lol: ... thought of you, moody

[silverteg]

^^^^sex

[BURN UNIT]

http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg74/supra93tt/topend001.jpg

posted on ToyotaNation.com today :lol: ... thought of you, moody

BURN UNIT REPLIES TO THE COMPETITOR.

BETTER BRING MORE THAN THAT, TO GET AT BURN UNIT. WE RACE ONE STATE AT A TIME, AND TEXAS IS COMING UP. WE WILL JOIN ALLEGIANCE WITH BOOST LOGIC FOR TOTAL WESTERN DOMINATION.

BURN UNIT OUT.

[redtop240]

Yeah shocking. You'll join someone else that would decimate you. Burn Unit=the french of the supra world. :lol:

[BURN UNIT]

Yeah shocking. You'll join someone else that would decimate you. Burn Unit=the french of the supra world. :lol:

BURN UNIT REPLIES TO THE HATERAID.

BURN UNIT RUNS A MAJORITY OF BOOSTLOGIC PARTS. THEY HAVE BEEN ON THE LAST CAR, AND ARE NOW ON THIS CAR, AS WELL AS FRIEND'S CARS. BOOSTLOGIC IS TIGHT WITH THE UNIT. KEAN WANG AND BURN UNIT ARE SO TIGHT, THAT HE GAVE ME FREE T-SHIRTS. BURN UNIT AND CENTRAL TEXAS SUPRA TUNERS UNITE TO DOMINATE THE TOP END.

THEY ALSO DO NISSAN SR'S.

BURN UNIT OUT.

[Rajin]

Yeah shocking. You'll join someone else that would decimate you. Burn Unit=the french of the supra world. :lol:

BURN UNIT REPLIES TO THE HATERAID.

BURN UNIT RUNS A MAJORITY OF BOOSTLOGIC PARTS. THEY HAVE BEEN ON THE LAST CAR, AND ARE NOW ON THIS CAR, AS WELL AS FRIEND'S CARS. BOOSTLOGIC IS TIGHT WITH THE UNIT. KEAN WANG AND BURN UNIT ARE SO TIGHT, THAT HE GAVE ME FREE T-SHIRTS. BURN UNIT AND CENTRAL TEXAS SUPRA TUNERS UNITE TO DOMINATE THE TOP END.

THEY ALSO DO NISSAN SR'S.

BURN UNIT OUT.


Who cares about whats in bold.

:-D

[redtop240]

Sr's are weaksauce. LSX>*

[Rajin]

Sr's are weaksauce. LSX>*


LSX are weaksause.

F119-PW100s > *

[redtop240]

Sr's are weaksauce. LSX>*


LSX are weaksause.

F119-PW100s > *

F404-GE-402>F119-PW100s

[Rajin]

Ahh thats your opinion, them things are used the the F/A18 and so on aren't then.

Yeah I'd much rather be in a air superiority fighter than a F/A18

[redtop240]

Ahh thats your opinion, them things are used the the F/A18 and so on aren't then.

Yeah I'd much rather be in a air superiority fighter than a F/A18

If hornets and super hornets aren't air superiority fighters than what, f22?

[Rajin]

Ahh thats your opinion, them things are used the the F/A18 and so on aren't then.

Yeah I'd much rather be in a air superiority fighter than a F/A18

If hornets and super hornets aren't air superiority fighters than what, f22?

They WAS Classified as Air Superiority, I don't think they are now.

I dunno, last time I was at Langley I was checking out the F22s.

[redtop240]

Ahh thats your opinion, them things are used the the F/A18 and so on aren't then.

Yeah I'd much rather be in a air superiority fighter than a F/A18

If hornets and super hornets aren't air superiority fighters than what, f22?

They WAS Classified as Air Superiority, I don't think they are now.

I dunno, last time I was at Langley I was checking out the F22s.

Probably gave that classification to the fx-35s.

[Rajin]

Ahh thats your opinion, them things are used the the F/A18 and so on aren't then.

Yeah I'd much rather be in a air superiority fighter than a F/A18

If hornets and super hornets aren't air superiority fighters than what, f22?

They WAS Classified as Air Superiority, I don't think they are now.

I dunno, last time I was at Langley I was checking out the F22s.

Probably gave that classification to the fx-35s.

I think we are the only two who knows what the fucks being said.

[redtop240]

Ahh thats your opinion, them things are used the the F/A18 and so on aren't then.

Yeah I'd much rather be in a air superiority fighter than a F/A18

If hornets and super hornets aren't air superiority fighters than what, f22?

They WAS Classified as Air Superiority, I don't think they are now.

I dunno, last time I was at Langley I was checking out the F22s.

Probably gave that classification to the fx-35s.

I think we are the only two who knows what the fucks being said.

Probably. Makes the iq count in this thread skyrocket.

[spoolie]

Ahh thats your opinion, them things are used the the F/A18 and so on aren't then.

Yeah I'd much rather be in a air superiority fighter than a F/A18

If hornets and super hornets aren't air superiority fighters than what, f22?

They WAS Classified as Air Superiority, I don't think they are now.

I dunno, last time I was at Langley I was checking out the F22s.

Probably gave that classification to the fx-35s.

I think we are the only two who knows what the fucks being said.


no.....no one give a fuck about you 2.

[Rajin]

Ahh thats your opinion, them things are used the the F/A18 and so on aren't then.

Yeah I'd much rather be in a air superiority fighter than a F/A18

If hornets and super hornets aren't air superiority fighters than what, f22?

They WAS Classified as Air Superiority, I don't think they are now.

I dunno, last time I was at Langley I was checking out the F22s.

Probably gave that classification to the fx-35s.

I think we are the only two who knows what the fucks being said.


no.....no one give a fuck about you 2.

There comes the destruction of the IQ count.

[spoolie]

it couldn't have been very high with you two fucks regardless....i probably raised it by entering.

[redtop240]

it couldn't have been very high with you two fucks regardless....i probably raised it by entering.

I surprised you took time away from your fatass burgers to join us.

[spoolie]

i always have time to bash dipshits via interweb....baconator can wait.

[S14 James]

Sr's are weaksauce. LSX>*

Until your Bolt-on LSX runs into me
-James

[redtop240]

Sr's are weaksauce. LSX>*

Until your Bolt-on LSX runs into me
-James

Haha.

[jokers_wild_1987]

i always have time to bash dipshits via interweb....baconator can wait.

::jawdrop:: such language shall not be spoken in the presence of my fat ass ::jawdrop::

[Good2GetBlown]

Sr's are weaksauce. LSX>*

Until your Bolt-on LSX runs into me
-James


lols... certainly the first SR I have seen that seriously lays the smack down.

[redtop240]

Sr's are weaksauce. LSX>*

Until your Bolt-on LSX runs into me
-James


lols... certainly the first SR I have seen that seriously doesn't throw rocker arms.

[S14 James]

Sr's are weaksauce. LSX>*

Until your Bolt-on LSX runs into me
-James


lols... certainly the first SR I have seen that seriously doesn't throw rocker arms.

It helps to have a good setup. Knocks on wood, I've never had a problem with rocker arms or bearings
-James

[jdmpwr07]

Wangan run down I-65 FTW.

[BURN UNIT]

Sr's are weaksauce. LSX>*

Until your Bolt-on LSX runs into me
-James

BURN UNIT WILL REPLY TO MEMBER.

"OH FUCK!"

BURN UNIT HAS REPLIED.

[Milon]

Burn Unit has a fwd car now from what I hear? :mrgreen: LOL

[venom_5]

^ probably some slow integra

[S14 James]

I heard the owner was gay becuase of his love of the color pink, matching shoes son!
-James

[spoolie]

I heard the owner was gay becuase of his love of the color pink, matching shoes son!
-James

i heard you were gay for not knowing how to spell because.....

[Pirate John]

I can't help but laugh at the third person talk

Pir@t3 has spoken? :lol:

[Good2GetBlown]

Dont worry, the rest of BU is waiting for Moody to stop also :lol:

[BURN UNIT]

Dont worry, the rest of BU is waiting for Moody to stop also :lol:

BURN UNIT REPLIES TO THE INNER RANKS OF HATER.

"SHOULDA NEVER GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY!!!!"

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN.

[jcoosi]

TEAM SG Replies with the following caption
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii307/mthor3/legend.jpg
TEAM SG Out

[redtop240]

Sr's are weaksauce. LSX>*

Until your Bolt-on LSX runs into me
-James


lols... certainly the first SR I have seen that seriously doesn't throw rocker arms.

It helps to have a good setup. Knocks on wood, I've never had a problem with rocker arms or bearings
-James

:thumbup: for not being part of the 90% that likes replacing motors for being a retard

[SlowBoyzRSX]

slowboyz here to proclaim the top end. no not cars but we got a few bikes for ya. and derecks EP3 is almost done, i get my new bike tomorrow and im sure we will have a fun summer with u guys once again! slowboyz out.

[jcoosi]

slowboyz here to proclaim the top end. no not cars but we got a few bikes for ya. and derecks EP3 is almost done, i get my new bike tomorrow and im sure we will have a fun summer with u guys once again! slowboyz out.

Buwahahahaha at Adlers little brother

[IH8DSM]

wtf why do i get associated in with the smyrna kids thats fucked up osama

[SlowBoyzRSX]

slowboyz here to proclaim the top end. no not cars but we got a few bikes for ya. and derecks EP3 is almost done, i get my new bike tomorrow and im sure we will have a fun summer with u guys once again! slowboyz out.

Buwahahahaha at Adlers little brotherfucker i cant believe u told me that u sorry son of a biootccchh

[Good2GetBlown]

Zach and I were talking, and we had though about a possible merger... but we decided SlowUnit just wouldn't work.... Plus then, who would we have to race?!?

[TigerBallZ]

BurnBoyz?!

[HP 350z]

TEAM BURN BOYZ :P

[DarrikC]

TEAM BURNED!!???

[HP 350z]

i guess its the mix of all 3 of them

[spoolie]

cash having faggots????

[Good2GetBlown]

Team ProChargersAreForBigMotors.

[Good2GetBlown]

And there might be a fag in BU, but we are Moody's friends no matter what he puts in his anus.

[spoolie]

fuck you skinny bastard....use to be fat....fucker....i would scare you in my teg.

[jcoosi]

And there might be a fag in BU, but we are Moody's friends no matter what he puts in his anus.

Buwahahahahahahahaha

[venom_5]

lol @ "used to be fat" ... what an insult, spoolie!


THE BURN BOYZ:
http://www.atlantisevents.com/images/about_pic1.jpg

[Good2GetBlown]

fuck you skinny bastard....use to be fat....fucker....i would scare you in my teg.

Im far from skinny... I prefer "swole", but coming from you spoolster, lets go with Sexy :mrgreen:


I would actually like to ride in the teg... maybe even visit a spoolie cook out to see Mario work on some burgers.

[pittyinSC]

fuck you skinny bastard....use to be fat....fucker....i would scare you in my teg.

Im far from skinny... I prefer "swole", but coming from you spoolster, lets go with Sexy :mrgreen:


I would actually like to ride in the teg... maybe even visit a spoolie cook out to see Mario work on some burgers.

Im down for both!

http://i33.tinypic.com/x6kbbp.jpg

[BURN UNIT]

slowboyz here to proclaim the top end. no not cars but we got a few bikes for ya. and derecks EP3 is almost done, i get my new bike tomorrow and im sure we will have a fun summer with u guys once again! slowboyz out.

BURN UNIT INTO THIS AWESOME THREAD.

SLOWBOYZ AND BURN UNIT WILL EMPHASIZE IMPORT DOMINANCE OVER ANY AND ALL RACE TEAMS THIS SUMMER. THE WINNING WILL OCCUR AT 300 MILES PER HOUR, BECAUSE WE ARE THAT FAST. REALLY, WE ARE.

BURN UNIT OUT OF THIS AWESOME THREAD.

[BURN UNIT]

And there might be a fag in BU, but we are Moody's friends no matter what he puts in his anus.

BURN UNIT WILL CLARIFY.

WHAT THE FUCK? THAT IS TYLER'S ORDEAL. HE TOLD ME SO, AND TOLD ME THAT IF I GAVE HIM THAT CD PLAYER HE WOULD LET ME PUT HIM ON BANGBUS WITH SOME OF HIS HOTTIE GIRLFRIENDS TO FILM AND MAKE SOME MOD-MONEY. HE NEVER LET ME FILM THE BANGBUS! NEVER! N E V E R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TYLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, BURN UNIT OUT.

[Milon]

fuck you skinny bastard....use to be fat....fucker....i would scare you in my teg.

Scare Adam in your teg, really??? If thats the case, I sure hope he doesn't ride in mine, then he'd have a heart attack and die.






















P.S. Let's race Jon :wink:

[venom_5]

^ oh shit .... fightin words

[Milon]

LOL

[spoolie]

fuck you skinny bastard....use to be fat....fucker....i would scare you in my teg.

Scare Adam in your teg, really??? If thats the case, I sure hope he doesn't ride in mine, then he'd have a heart attack and die.

P.S. Let's race Jon :wink:

bring it short shit....you know where to find me..

[Defcon86NWH]

Easy old man you might break your hip ;)

[mariojackson200]

lol....don't bring the hood out in him.....

[civilized_drifter]

Easy old man you might break your hip ;)
owned

[b2o]

old man might break more than his hip!

[SlowBoyzRSX]

slowboyz here to proclaim the top end. no not cars but we got a few bikes for ya. and derecks EP3 is almost done, i get my new bike tomorrow and im sure we will have a fun summer with u guys once again! slowboyz out.

BURN UNIT INTO THIS AWESOME THREAD.

SLOWBOYZ AND BURN UNIT WILL EMPHASIZE IMPORT DOMINANCE OVER ANY AND ALL RACE TEAMS THIS SUMMER. THE WINNING WILL OCCUR AT 300 MILES PER HOUR, BECAUSE WE ARE THAT FAST. REALLY, WE ARE.

BURN UNIT OUT OF THIS AWESOME THREAD.SLOWBOYZ back u fuckers made me go buy something special just for yall :D 06 cbr 1000rr coming to a 350z near you?? tyler got his new stuff?? im ready to see that and the red supra that shit was fast last time cant wait till i see it on the streets

[Good2GetBlown]

No love for the white car? Dang.

[ramman434]

No love for the white car? Dang.
Adam, there prolly would be if it ever made appearances...

[SlowBoyzRSX]

No love for the white car? Dang.
Adam, there prolly would be if it ever made appearances...x2 everytime we are out with yall no white supra is to be seen?? wtf man do u need a hug?

[Good2GetBlown]

i IKIDD , It will be out soooon enough... but still slow.

[Rajin]

i IKIDD , It will be out soooon enough... but still slow.

Yeah who the fuck runs around with over 400whp...I mean come on...slow...fuck.

3949848595 whp or bust.

[SlowBoyzRSX]

i IKIDD , It will be out soooon enough... but still slow.

Yeah who the fuck runs around with over 400whp...I mean come on...slow...fuck.

3949848595 whp or bust.haha 600whp still aint slow buddy.. should be able to beat a 600 atleast!! and in my book thats fast, thats why i had to step up to a 1000rr :mrgreen: ill post soom pics soon

[Good2GetBlown]

I'll try the 1krr ;)

[SlowBoyzRSX]

I'll try the 1krr ;)hey i aint no bitch lol just let me know man. im about to stretch mine cuz i cant get on it low gears or the front wheel just comes straight up! lol

[SlowBoyzRSX]

here ya go adam :)
http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc60/chadwhite87/MYTOYS339.jpg

[ramman434]

That looks like fun...

God, I need a bike

[venom_5]

Welcome to the Burn Unit
http://www.firesprinklerassoc.org/images/PLVW%20Side%20by%20Side.jpg

here you will find our staff welcoming and friendly - if you need a staff members assistance, look for those wearing the blue nursing shirts
http://shop.advanceweb.com/images/products/2007/NW/NW_casual_logowear/shirts_tops/04413_BurnUnitTee_NW/04413_BurnUnitTee_NW_ac.jpg

dont come to the Burn Unit with some weaksauce small fry shit...
http://www.chrisguitars.com/barber-burn-unit-smallfry.jpg

Burn Unit requests the big boy shit .... turn yo junk up and get it poppin!
http://www.barberelectronics.com/images/Burneq.jpg

... this has been a paid ad by Burn Unit, LLC

http://www.burnunitatl.com/images/frontpage.jpg

[ramman434]

Lenny, too much time on your hands.

However, this needs to be revived

[BURN UNIT]

Ha ha, Afro, those pics are great.

[ZacCarter]

fit > BU

[IH8DSM]

fit > motrals

[evo85]

BURN UNIT FTW

[venom_5]

^ lol @ this guy

[sil84]

hey moody can BURN UNIT help with sun burns????? really need some help :lol:

[BURN UNIT]

hey moody can BURN UNIT help with sun burns????? really need some help :lol:

BURN UNIT IN THIS HO, AGAIN.

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

BURN UNIT IS THE BLACK PORNO OF THE STREETRACING WORLD - THERE IS NOTHING THAT CANNOT BE MADE TO FIT SOMEWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. THERE IS NO REGARD FOR HIGH EGTS, FALLING FUEL PRESSURE, NOR THE AVERAGE "THE CAR REDLINES AT AROUND 7,200, BUT I THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SEE IF IT WOULD GO TO 8,800 INSTEAD AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS..." THIS IS ALL COMMON WITH A RUN-IN VIA BURN UNIT. FOES WILL FALTER AND GIVE WAY, PULLING INTO THE E-LANE BECAUSE OF MECHANICAL FAILURE AND UNDUE STRAIN ON THEIR LESSER BOOSTED RIDES.

IF ONE WERE TO MAKE A MATTHEMATICAL EQUATION OUT OF BURN UNIT, IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME, THAT IT WOULD BE UNSOLVABLE. MINDS WOULD FALTER, EGOS WOULD SUCCUMB TO RIDICULE, AND THE CHALK ON THE CHALKBOARD WOULD CRUMBLE FROM THE STRAIN AND STRESS OF TRYING TO DEFEAT THIS AWESOME MATHEMATICAL PUZZLE. YOU CANNOT, AND WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO. YOU WOULD LOSE. THE CLASS WOULD LAUGH, LIKE THAT TIME WHEN YOU READ A BOOK REPORT, AND YOU MADE A DIARAMA, AND IT SUCKS, AND THAT ONE KID IN THE BACK POINTED IT OUT: EVERYONE KNEW THAT IT DID, BUT HE HAD THE NUTS TO SAY IT ALOUD. YOUR FEELINGS WERE HURT. BURN UNIT HURTS FEELINGS. AND WHEN THE TEACHER YELLS FOR EVERYONE TO CALM DOWN AND STOP LAUGHING, IT ADDS INSULT TO INJURY, BECAUSE YOU DO NOT NEED SOMEONE ELSE DEFENDING YOU. YOU KNOW DEFEAT. YOU HAVE LEARNED DEFEAT. YOU HAVE BEEN TAUGHT DEFEAT. WELCOME TO THE CLASS OF BURN UNIT. AND UPON RETURNING TO THE PARKING LOT AFTER BEING RUN THROUGH LIKE A VIRGIN SHEEP AT A CHUCKWAGON CONVENTION IN KENTUCKY, THAT ONE GUY THAT IS A FRIEND OF A FRIEND SAYS THAT IT IS OK, AND THAT YOUR CAR IS STILL AWESOME, AND THAT THOSE GUYS SUCK, AND HE TRIES TO MAKE IT BETTER, BUT YOU WANT TO HIT HIM AND TELL HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, BECAUSE IT IS NOT BETTER. YOU ARE ANGRY AND MALICIOUS. YOU DO NOT REALLY HATE HIM, BUT INSTEAD, YOU HATE BURN UNIT. YOU WANT TO PUMMLE HIS FACE, BECAUSE OF HIS STUPID WORDS OF COMFORT, BUT IN ACTUALITY, YOU WANT TO PUMMLE BURN UNIT. AND UPON REALIZATION OF ALL OF THIS - YOU HATE YOURSELF, AND HATE YOUR CAR. YOU RETURN HOME IN DEFEAT, TURN ON SOME FPS GAME, AND GET SMOKED BY SOME 13 YEAR OLD WITH AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM. THE NIGHT COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE.

THESE ARE THE LESSONS THAT BURN UNIT TEACHES, AND ONLY WHEN YOU LEARN THESE AND REALIZE, WILL YOU KNOW HOW AWESOME BURN UNIT TRULY IS. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTIONING THIS, NOR DENYING IT. BURN UNIT WILL SCHOOL YOUR RIDE, AND MAKE YOU HATE LIFE. BURN UNIT IS THE GOD THAT YOU PRAY TO, YET CANNOT KNOW IF IT REALLY MEANS ANYTHING IN THE AFTERLIFE. WE ARE NOT LIKE SANTA CLAUSE OR THE EASTER BUNNY, BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE GAY. BURN UNIT IS NOT GAY. IF BURN UNIT WERE TO BE COMPARED TO A GODLY FIGURE, IT WOULD NOT BE IN AN IMAGE OF HERCULES OR THE LOWLY HADES, OR JUPITER, OR MARS... IT WOULD BE IN THE IMAGE OF CHUCK NORRIS, COUPLED WITH PATRICK SWAYZE FROM ROAD HOUSE, ALONG WITH THE UNDEFEATABLE PROWESS OF THAT BLACK GUY IN THE LAST DRAGON THAT KNEW KUNG FU. IT WOULD BE THAT AWESOME.

BURN UNIT IS FINISHED. HERE IS A VIDEO. ENJOY, BUT DO SO AT THE EXTREME RISK OF HURT FEELINGS AND HAVING YOUR EYES MELTED OUT AT THE VIEWING OF MANIAC-TOP-END-BATTLE.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NYm5RKpz7qc









































P.S. - NO, BURN UNIT CANNOT HELP WITH SUNBURN, BUT YOU UNDOUBTEDLY RECIEVED THIS AWESOME SKIN-INFLICTION FROM WALKING PAST 3 OF OUR RIDES ON SATURDAY, AND WITHOUT KNOWING IT, STANDING TOO LONG. YOU HAVE BEEN BRANDED - ACCEPT DEFEAT AND EXERCISE CAUTION. THAT SILVIA WITH THE RB SWAP WAS COOL, TOO.

[GWhiz]

that was interesting...haha...nice vid

[sil84]

LMAO :lol: sorry i didn't make it out to watch BURN UNIT dominate on saturday night who got dominated????

[BURN UNIT]

LMAO :lol: sorry i didn't make it out to watch BURN UNIT dominate on saturday night who got dominated????

BURN UNIT REPLIES.

WHO GOT DOMINATED? W H O GOT DOMINATED? THERE ISN'T A QUESTION OF "WHO", AS IN A SINGULAR. I WILL TELL YOU "WHO" GOT DOMINATED...







EVERYONE







BURN UNIT OUT.

[jcoosi]

LMAO :lol: sorry i didn't make it out to watch BURN UNIT dominate on saturday night who got dominated????

BURN UNIT REPLIES.

WHO GOT DOMINATED? W H O GOT DOMINATED? THERE ISN'T A QUESTION OF "WHO", AS IN A SINGULAR. I WILL TELL YOU "WHO" GOT DOMINATED...







EVERYONE







BURN UNIT OUT.

:roll: :lol:

[BURN UNIT]

LMAO :lol: sorry i didn't make it out to watch BURN UNIT dominate on saturday night who got dominated????

BURN UNIT REPLIES.

WHO GOT DOMINATED? W H O GOT DOMINATED? THERE ISN'T A QUESTION OF "WHO", AS IN A SINGULAR. I WILL TELL YOU "WHO" GOT DOMINATED...







EVERYONE







BURN UNIT OUT.

:roll: :lol:

BURN UNIT IN, WITH THERAPUTIC RELEVANCE.

THERE IS NO THERAPY TO CURE COMPLETE DOMINATION.

THAT IS ALL.

[sil84]

:lol: i was just wondering if any of the knoxville guys showed up down there to get owned? mostly the white supra and the owner tony who is a douche bag or freeman and his s14.5 with the rb26 who is in almost the same boat as tony....... so were they there and did they get DOMINATED??????

[ZacCarter]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y103/ZacCarter/Untitled-1-17.jpg

[rotoriousrx7]

:lol: i was just wondering if any of the knoxville guys showed up down there to get owned? mostly the white supra and the owner tony who is a douche bag or freeman and his s14.5 with the rb26 who is in almost the same boat as tony....... so were they there and did they get DOMINATED??????

i think i saw them there ?
was the silvia black /gold top

[sil84]

:lol: i was just wondering if any of the knoxville guys showed up down there to get owned? mostly the white supra and the owner tony who is a douche bag or freeman and his s14.5 with the rb26 who is in almost the same boat as tony....... so were they there and did they get DOMINATED??????

i think i saw them there ?
was the silvia black /gold top

yeah it sure is i know they were at IA but i was wondering if they showed up Saturday night to get DOMINATED by BURN UNIT. :lol:

[rotoriousrx7]

my car wasnt there to get dominated ....whheeeeewwww !!

[Defcon86NWH]

That is bc you were getting dominated in a G5 the whole day.

[rotoriousrx7]

i do have a nasty rashy ashy burning sensation around some areas of my body.....(moody you said you got tested...?)

[Onitsukagirl]

Hahah @ moody. :lol:

[Good2GetBlown]

I did hear the newest member of BU held it down on Sat night....

[ramman434]

I dnt know wth i didn't get out Saturday night. I demand repeats this weekend.

Moody, my friend w/the 335i wanted to meet you and do a little run on low boost, but we couldn't find you the rest of Saturday. Except for from afar, on Amir's golf cart

[venom_5]

the 335i wanted to run WHO on low-boost?

not adam surely ... his car is in the shop cuz the turbo is too big to fit (i wish i were joking)

[hayate_gekko]

After reading this entire thread, i am speechless.

Whenever Burn Unit spoke i was thinking this....
http://lc-capslock.org/images/capslock.jpg

this is even better
http://www.jinx.com/Content/Product/882p_0c_1b.jpg

[evo85]

who is the new member of burn unit?

[rotoriousrx7]

me.....but keep than on the low i have a different zip code but ill get a p.o. box in FRANKLIN very soon

[venom_5]

^ lies...

S14 James is the newest member - badass S14

[evo85]

i had front row seats for the s14 james show

[85rx-7gsl-se]

I don't think Team Burn Unit is ready for a rotary member just yet :wink:

[Good2GetBlown]

We kinda already have one... but...

my Supra isnt out of the shop yet, but im sure we can play with the 335 on pump when it is...