why men die first

[IH8DSM]

Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but, now we know. It requires a bit of explanation, first:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race ... you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework ... you're a pansy. If you work too hard ... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough ... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay ... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay ... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her ... that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you ... its equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks ... its sexual harassment. If you keep quiet ... its male indifference. If you cry ... you're a wimp. If you don't ... you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her ... you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy ... that's domination. If SHE asks you ... it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear ... you're a pervert. If you don't ... you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape ... you're sexist. If you don't ... you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape ... you're vain. If you don't ... you're a slob. If you buy her flowers ... you're after something. If you don't ... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements ... you're full of yourself. If you don't ... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache ... she's tired. If you have a headache ... you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often ... you're oversexed. If you don't ... there must be someone else.

Why do men die first? Because they want to.

[IH8DSM]

i thought it was funny haha

[chase zz]

aint it the truth

[IH8DSM]

you: what do you feel like eatin tonight?
her: oh it doesnt matter to me just pick something.
you: ok how about here ( random resturaunt)
her: no i dont feel like eatin there


THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY CARE WERE YOU WANNA EAT

[ramman434]

true story

[T3AM SPOTLIT3]

you: what do you feel like eatin tonight?
her: oh it doesnt matter to me just pick something.
you: ok how about here ( random resturaunt)
her: no i dont feel like eatin there


THEN YOU OBVIOUSLY CARE WERE YOU WANNA EAT



that is so motherfucking tru bro lol lol :D :D :D :D :D

[Tim McGraw]

Cliffnotes: Women

[mintygood]

qft^

[Red]

This operates under the same logic that since some guys like it in the butt then all guys like it in the butt. I don't doubt that there are girls/women like this but you are allowing the few to define the many. Also, incessant complaining about women and their habits is a little homosexual.

I know you are saying "she's taking this too seriously, it's a joke" but I get annoyed when I read these kind of generalizations.

[IH8DSM]

This operates under the same logic that since some guys like it in the butt then all guys like it in the butt. I don't doubt that there are girls/women like this but you are allowing the few to define the many. Also, incessant complaining about women and their habits is a little homosexual.

I know you are saying "she's taking this too seriously, it's a joke" but I get annoyed when I read these kind of generalizations.

i found it on the introweb and it made me giggle so you cant yell at me :P

[FNEG]

sad but true

[driftcandy]

This operates under the same logic that since some guys like it in the butt then all guys like it in the butt. I don't doubt that there are girls/women like this but you are allowing the few to define the many. Also, incessant complaining about women and their habits is a little homosexual.

I know you are saying "she's taking this too seriously, it's a joke" but I get annoyed when I read these kind of generalizations.


:beer:

[85rx-7gsl-se]

LOL'COPTER

[Leeroy]

lol, funny...didnt onitsukagirl post something sort of like this awhile back?