WyattEarp
12-10-2010, 04:33 PM
Wus da night befo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
we could all hear Jeff Fisher singing Johnny B Goode.
Da Titans hunged up dere stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear Ol' Fisher's, gunna get his team into check.
All of da Titans, was ly'in on the flo,
even Vince Young with his fat ugly wife ho.
Bellies was all full , empty beer cans, steroids, HGH, and all
when Fisher heared such a fuss, he thunk...."It must be da law".
He pulled the sheet off da windoe and what did he see?
He was spectin' the Commish, wif a fine for ole Vincy.
But what he did see, made him say, "Laaawd look at dat".
dere was a huge sleigh, pulled by 8 big ass reindeer wearing Denver Bronco hats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be right,
but it looks like the bastard left out da Titans dis night.
Faster than a poe'lice car, he came,
and whupped up on dem deer, as he called dem by name.
On Orton, On Clady, On Lloyd and Royal who,
On Beadles, On Champ, On Cox, and Eric Decker too.
Santa landed dat sleigh, right there in da street,
and he called Kerry Collins out, "Your old geriatric ass I will beat!".
Now Collins, scared and afraid he stared out da window,
and said to Santa "I ain't coming out there you fat freak!"
Santa had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
But Santa said" no playoffs for you then, and no more game checks."
Santa left dem Titans no presents, just started stealin' Fishers draft picks.
an' said "Learn how to coach you worthless sum bitch!"
Den, wif Fisher's crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
Chris Johnson sho' woulda shanked him, but Santa snagged his knife too.
He jumped back on dat sleigh, wif out even a hitch,and waz gone in two seconds, while Cortland Finnegan yelled "I hate you, you fat son of a bitch!".
So nex year the Titans be hopin', into the playoffs they'll get
but this year their team just wasn't worth a shit!
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Merry Christmas Titans fans.
we could all hear Jeff Fisher singing Johnny B Goode.
Da Titans hunged up dere stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear Ol' Fisher's, gunna get his team into check.
All of da Titans, was ly'in on the flo,
even Vince Young with his fat ugly wife ho.
Bellies was all full , empty beer cans, steroids, HGH, and all
when Fisher heared such a fuss, he thunk...."It must be da law".
He pulled the sheet off da windoe and what did he see?
He was spectin' the Commish, wif a fine for ole Vincy.
But what he did see, made him say, "Laaawd look at dat".
dere was a huge sleigh, pulled by 8 big ass reindeer wearing Denver Bronco hats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be right,
but it looks like the bastard left out da Titans dis night.
Faster than a poe'lice car, he came,
and whupped up on dem deer, as he called dem by name.
On Orton, On Clady, On Lloyd and Royal who,
On Beadles, On Champ, On Cox, and Eric Decker too.
Santa landed dat sleigh, right there in da street,
and he called Kerry Collins out, "Your old geriatric ass I will beat!".
Now Collins, scared and afraid he stared out da window,
and said to Santa "I ain't coming out there you fat freak!"
Santa had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
But Santa said" no playoffs for you then, and no more game checks."
Santa left dem Titans no presents, just started stealin' Fishers draft picks.
an' said "Learn how to coach you worthless sum bitch!"
Den, wif Fisher's crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
Chris Johnson sho' woulda shanked him, but Santa snagged his knife too.
He jumped back on dat sleigh, wif out even a hitch,and waz gone in two seconds, while Cortland Finnegan yelled "I hate you, you fat son of a bitch!".
So nex year the Titans be hopin', into the playoffs they'll get
but this year their team just wasn't worth a shit!
http://www.tnmustangclub.org/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif
Merry Christmas Titans fans.