1. Take her out to a nice steak dinner
2. Make sure you are a perfect gentleman from the moment you pick her up. Open every door,pull out every chair, you name it.
3. After dinner walk her to the car and open the door for her once again.
4. Sit down in driver's seat, upzip pants, pull out dick, look at her and say "Do Work Son"
Warning: This post is intended for comedic purposes only. Do not try this at home. Do not try this without supervision by a professional. Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for sex.
Originally Posted by satalac
this might go smoother if english was used by all parties.
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