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Old 08-25-2010, 08:12 PM   #1
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Let's play a game, Home Depot Deathmatch
So you are chosen to compete against 9 other people. All 10 of you are locked in a standard Home Depot, that is dark except the emergency lights above the exits. The goal is to kill one another to become the last man standing, last person alive gets to leave.

You are allowed to choose 3 pieces of equipment to aid you. Anything with a barcode counts as one piece of equipment, for example, if you choose a nail gun, then a container of nails will be needed, so that would equal two pieces of equipment. If the equipment needs something to operate, like gas or batteries, the second thing will count as an item. You can use only the equipment you choose, no scalping from dead guys.

What three weapons would you choose, and what would be your strategy?

Discuss.

Me? I'd grab a 2x4, 1 box of big ass nails, and a hammer.

Wait.
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Old 08-25-2010, 08:23 PM   #2
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a ladder, a big package of roof shingles, and a king size twix bar.

i would use the ladder to climb on top of one of the storage racks. drop a piece of a twix on the ground as bait, then pick muthas off one by one as i hurl shingles at their throats. then eat my leftover twix as a reward
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Old 08-25-2010, 08:30 PM   #3
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Chainsaw. Nail Gun. Axe.
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Old 08-25-2010, 08:31 PM   #4
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Chainsaw. Nail Gun. Axe.
Fail... you wouldn't have a compressor to work the nail gun, nor the nails to shoot from it.

BooYah!
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Old 08-25-2010, 08:32 PM   #5
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Rope, 2x4, sledge hammer.

I would put rope up a foot from the ground and they will trip and I come in and hit them with the sledge hammer. The 2x4 idk
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Old 08-25-2010, 08:39 PM   #6
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id just rip my fucking shirt off ... have you seen these guns?!









and maybe a piece of lexan, a metal rod, and a box of something sharp like tacks or nails
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Old 08-25-2010, 08:52 PM   #7
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Fail... you wouldn't have a compressor to work the nail gun, nor the nails to shoot from it.

BooYah!
Unless I swing it around like a mace. You have to improvise!!!!
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:05 PM   #8
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nail gun, compressor, and the biggest pack of nails I can find.

Then climb one of the racks, and start picking people off one by one
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:10 PM   #9
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gasoline and a lighter = flamethrower
3500 psi



everyone is fucked i win
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:12 PM   #10
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gasoline and a lighter = flamethrower
3500 psi
everyone is fucked i win

Where would you get the gasoline? I've never seen gas at a Home Depot....
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:15 PM   #11
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hermitage home depot has a gas station
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You forgot about the stealthy person who drops a pallet of concrete on your head.
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^^^how can you put stealthy and pallet of concrete in the same sentence lol
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^^^how can you put stealthy and pallet of concrete in the same sentence lol
Stealthy until you trip the trap.
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:21 PM   #15
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can we use the employee's as bait or to use them as a decoy?
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fuck your trap ill build a helicopter out of a wooden crate and a ceiling fan then ill just fly around until everyone else kills each other then ill fly down and claim my prize
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:25 PM   #17
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Full Throttle energy drink
2 candy bars

My Glock 30 holds 10+1 and you can carry inside Home Depot.
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Well if you can bring in outside equipment, then Im going to say
M82A1 sniper rifle with 25 bullets.

then I will take the tallest ladder HD has and climb to the top of a rack and post up.
Lets just say the bodies may be unrecognizable by days end
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Old 08-25-2010, 11:32 PM   #19
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gallons of some sort of liquid, electrical wiring, axe.

tap into the emergency light system and feed the wires to a puddle of liquid.

use axe on survivors.
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Old 08-26-2010, 01:11 AM   #20
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The home depot in cool springs has gas pumps. Flame thrower wins

If I was really in this situation, I'd go maculley culkin in home alone in those bitches. Paint cans coming from the shelves and blow torches catching peoples heads on fire!
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