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Hater-Supreme
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...BECAUSE IT IS SO AWESOME AND THE FORCE OF OUR BOOSTED RIDES IS SO GREAT. OTHER RACING TEAMS WILL FALTER, UNLESS AZNTWINS OR THE SLOWBOYS JOIN US ON A TOP END ATTACK RUN - THEN ALL WILL KNOW THE POWER OF THE BOOSTED RIDES THAT DOMINATE OUR HIGHWAYS AND ROADS.

FEEL FREE TO POST AWESOME PICTURES THAT DEPICT BURN UNIT IN THEIR MANY GODLY WAYS OF RACING AND CUNNING TOP END SKILL. THIS MEANS THAT ONLY AWESOME PICTURES SHOULD BE POSTED, LIKE:

PORNO
WEIRD PICTURES OF CLOWNS
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A PICTURE OF A CHEESEBURGER
A PICTURE OF ICE-T EATING A CHEESEBURGER
CHEVY AVEOS WRECKING
A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF PUDDING
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ANIMALS DRESSED AS PEOPLE

BURN UNIT COMMANDS UTMOST RESPECT FOR STREET DOMINATION AND OBSERVANCE OF THEIR AWESOME PROWESS AND SKILL ON THE TOP END.
 

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HP350Z said:
BURN UNIT IS GOING TO GET A NICE SURPRISE FROM

''TEAM REDLINE''

MORE TO COME STAY TUNED.
BURN UNIT BACK IN... ITS OWN THREAD.

YOUR SURPRISE HAD BETTER BE SOME GAS MONEY FOR TYLER, OR A SNICKERS BAR FOR ME. IT REALLY SATISFIES. NOT TYLER, BUT THE SNICKERS BAR. TYLER MIGHT, BUT THAT'S UP TO HIM IF HE WINS AND MAKES YOU DO SOMETHING.

P.S. - WE DO NOT RACE STOCK RIDES OR STOCK-TURBO RIDES. IF THE RIDE IN QUESTION IS NOT MODIFIED WITH A 35R OR 40R, THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME DECISION-MAKING IN THE RANKS OF TEAM REDLINE ABOUT WASTED GAS OR TIME COMING TO NASHVILLE.

BURN UNIT HAS SPOKEN FOR VELOCITY DOMINANCE.
 

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TEAM SKIN GRAFT HERE TO JUST EXPOSE THE TRUTH BEHIND TEAM BU

THEY WORK HERE

THEY DO THIS ALL DAY

AND THIS IS HOW WEAK THEIR DATING GAME IS

THE BEST WAY TO DESCRIBE THEM ARE


TEAM SG OUT
 

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I have some nude shots of a girl with HUGE knockers I dated...unfortunately shes still underage by a year. so i'm not getting arrested for the sake of ya'll getting your rocks off.
 

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BURN UNIT BACK INTO THE THREAD.

THERE IS A GOOD AMOUNT OF HATER IN THIS THREAD. I AM PREPARED TO SHOW BOOSTED DOMINANCE ON THE TOP END TO QUASH ALL FOES. BURN UNIT DOES NOT BACK DOWN. WE WILL DOMINATE ALL OTHER RIDES WITH BOOSTED DISPLACEMENT AND EXTREME HORSEPOWER FOR THE TOP END. THERE IS NO GOING BACK. WE RACE ONLY IN 6TH GEAR. IT WILL BE LIKE ON DAYS OF THUNDER WHEN THAT GUY TOLD THOSE OTHER GUYS ON COLE TRICKLE'S OPPOSING TEAM TO PUSH THE CAR OUT OF THE PITS BECAUSE IT WAS STUCK IN 4TH GEAR AND HE HAD TO ACCELERATE OUT OF THE PITS IN ORDER TO CATCH THE FIRST CAR BEFORE THE GREEN FLAG WAS FLOWN AND THE RACE WAS STARTED.

YEAH, IT WILL BE LIKE THAT, BUT YOU WILL NOT BE COLE TRICKLE, BECAUSE THERE IS NO VICTORY IN STORE FOR YOU. YOU IN TURN WILL RESUME THE ROLE OF NICOLE KIDMAN, AND WILL WANT TO SAY, "LET ME OUT OF THE CAR, COLE... LET ME OUT OF THE CAR."

IT WOULD BE BEST IF YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE CAR NOW.

BURN UNIT OVER.
 

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UndergroundImports said:
Moody said:
BURN UNIT BACK INTO THE THREAD.
....IT WILL BE LIKE ON DAYS OF THUNDER.....
Holy crap.... He used a Tom Cruise movie to prove his point.....


moody > me :p
i know uh, i'd rather fly a plane full of rubber dog shit out of hong kong.
 

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Ventolin said:
Moody said:
A PICTURE OF ICE-T EATING A CHEESEBURGER


BACONATOR!?
BURN UNIT WILL SPEAK.

THAT IS EXCELLENT. AT LEAST SOMEONE HERE CAN FOLLOW THE RULES. YOU ARE READY FOR THE TOP END.

BURN UNIT HAS BEEN IMPRESSED BY THE WILLINGNESS AND CUNNING OF THOSE THAT CAN RETORT UPON NEED. YOU OBVIOUSLY DO NOT HAVE SLOW RIDES. THAT IS A COMPLIMENT.

BURN UNIT IS HUMBLED, BUT ONLY FOR A MINUTE. MORE LIKE A MOMENT IN TIME, THAT IS THIS SMALL. IF YOU COULD SEE MY AWESOME SHIFTING HAND, THAT WOULD INDICATE HOW SMALL IT IS. REALLY SMALL. ALMOST UNNOTICEABLE. BUT NOT QUITE.

BURN UNIT IS BACK TO BEING AN ASSHOLE. OUT OF THIS THREAD.
 

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TEAM SG BACK IN THIS THE ONLY MOVIE REFERENCE THAT CAN THROUGHLY DESCRIBE YOUR DEFEAT WOULD BE FROM BAD SANTA WHERE BILLY BOB THORTON IS PILEDRIVING THAT CHICK IN THE ASS AND HE SAYS "YEAH BABY,YEAH BABY YOU NOT GONNA SHIT RIGHT FOR A WEEK! " SO BE SURE THAT YOU ALL DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS AND LAY OFF THE CHEESE

TEAM SG OVER AND OUT
 

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spoolie said:
i will dominate anyone downstairs in my mancave......
THATS WHY U WERE TRYING TO GET ME TO COME OVER TO "LOOK" AT MY RIMS
 
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