im taking a class with one of members of said unit. it has been changed from principles of accounting 1 to principles of top end dominance.
hahaha yeah last time I saw him coming outa spoolies mancave he was cheesin like a mule eatin briars. HahahahahahahhahaGood2GetBlown said:Still around suckas. Only Moody was left in Spoolie's man cave... Truthfully he enjoys it and asked to be sent there as a sacrifice to top end dominance.
3 BU cars are working on getting faster... 1 is getting slower... (unless we can convince Spoolie to let Moody borrow a pair and turn the boost up?)
BURN UNIT IN THIS THREAD.usafdarkhorse said:uh...what
jcoosi said:I like Italian herb and cheese bread also so does this mean I hold the essential qualities that it takes to become a BU member.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Good2GetBlown said:jcoosi said:I like Italian herb and cheese bread also so does this mean I hold the essential qualities that it takes to become a BU member.
From the Justin/Osama speculations I have heard... you are on your way to becoming the BU West member... While you might meet such requirements to be in BU such as Power level, and Beard length, for some reason all those hp's are going to the wrong tires... once that matter is corrected, we'll be talking.
BURN UNIT IN THIS THREAD, RESPONDS TO PROSPECT.jcoosi said:I like Italian herb and cheese bread also so does this mean I hold the essential qualities that it takes to become a BU member.
BURN UNIT RESPONDS TO FUNNY WORD.usafdarkhorse said:The ridiculosity is extreme in this thread lol.
THIS STATEMENT HAS BEEN OFFICIATED BY BURN UNIT. WUT IS A LOGICAL RESPONSE, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THE HATERS DO WHEN BURN UNIT ROLLS BY AT 400KM/H.Good2GetBlown said:And/or in such cases as serious as BU related matter, wut, would have been accepted.
Moody said:BURN UNIT IN THIS THREAD.
THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL LICENSED BURN UNIT THREAD, BECAUSE THE TITLE IS NOT IN ALL CAPS. HAD IT BEEN IN ALL CAPS, THEN THOSE WHO WOULD BE CHALLENGERS WOULD SURELY THINK TWICE BEFORE EVEN CLICKING THE LINK, UNLESS THEY WANT TO FALL VICTIM TO THE AWESOME, BRUTAL POWER OF TOP END BOOSTED DISPLACEMENT.
MOODY IS THE ONLY BURN UNIT MEMBER WHO IS A PUSS AND DOES NOT WANT TO RUN HIS CAR AT 40PSI FOR THE WIN. HE WOULD RATHER RUN 12 PSI ON A TURBO THAT IS SO FAR OUT OF ITS OWN EFFICIENCY RANGE THAT HE DOES NOT EVEN MAKE ANY DECENT POWER, AND THEN IT FALLS OFF BETWEEN SHIFTS. THAT IS TRULY LAME. BUT HE IS STILL PREPARED FOR THE HERO RUN. TYLER MAY BE BUFF, BUT MOODY HAS STREET ETIQUETTE. HE WILL POLITELY ASK YOU TO RACE TOP END, AND THEN WHILE WALKING TO THE CARS IN THE PARKING LOT, HE WILL WHISPER, "I WILL SEE YOU AT THE FINISH LINE - I'LL BE FUCKING YOUR OLD LADY WHEN YOU PULL UP", AND WITH THIS, THE FOE ENTERS INTO A RAGE AND CANNOT FIND ANY GEAR WITH WHICH TO CHALLENGE TOP END, ESPECIALLY THE DREADED 6TH GEAR.
BURN UNIT WILL NO DOUBT DOMINATE THE STREETS ONCE AGAIN, AND UNTIL THEN, ALL THOSE WITH 300FWHP WILL REIGN SUPREME, UNTIL THE EPIC TIDAL WAVE OF OPEN WASTEGATES IS HEARD ON THE HORIZON, AND THOSE FAUX FOES WILL RETREAT AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE. THOSE WHO CHOOSE NOT TO RETREAT AT THE AWESOME POWER OF BOOSTED, FORGED DISPLACEMENT WILL SUCCUMB TO THE BRUTALITY OF THAT WHICH IS... BURN UNIT. IT WILL BE LIKE EATING AT A SUBWAY RESTAURANT, WHEN SOMEONE IN LINE IN FRONT OF YOU REQUESTS THE LAST ITALIAN HERB BREAD. THAT WAS YOUR BREAD. THERE WILL NOT BE ANYMORE MADE FOR THE DAY, BECAUSE IT IS A PAIN IN THE ASS TO SPRINKLE THE AWE-INSPIRING TASTY BREAD WITH ADDITIONAL HERBS THAT WHICH COME FROM ITALY. ALL THAT IS LEFT IS MEASLY OLD WEAKSAUCE WHEAT BREAD, AND NO ONE WANTS THAT - THAT IS WHY THERE IS 20 SHELVES OF IT IN FRONT OF YOU, AND IT IS ALL 10 HOURS OLD AND HARD. NO NEED TO TOAST IT, BECAUSE THE GUY IN THE FRONT OF THE LINE THAT REQUESTED YOUR ITALIAN BREAD HAS ALREADY BURNED YOU. AS YOU SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR HARD-BREAD-SUCKY-NOW-SOGGY-FROM-OIL-AND-VINEGAR-CHICKEN-THING, YOU RELISH IN THE DAYS WHEN YOU COULD HAVE WHAT YOU WANTED ON YOUR SANDWICH, AND THE EVER-IMPORTANT FOUNDATION OF THE CHOICE OF BREAD. THIS IS THE BEGINNING - AND YOU HAVE FALTERED ON THAT CHOICE... BUT IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT, SO YOU SAY... YOU GOT THERE TOO LATE... YOU DIDN'T THINK IN TIME... YOU SHOULD HAVE CUT IN LINE... BUT YOU DIDN'T. NOW, IN DEFEAT, YOU ARE ANGRY AT THE WORLD, AND THE GUY IN FRONT OF YOU IN LINE IS LAUGHING AT YOU. HE IS LAUGHING, AS YOU CRAM THE LAST LITTLE BIT OF DIGNITY CALLED SANDWICH INTO YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW IN DISGRACE. YOU HAVE LOST ALL HOPE... THERE IS NO SILVER LINING TO THIS STORY, AS YOU HAVE HIT ROCK BOTTOM AS THE HARD, ENCRUSTED, DREADED WHEAT BREAD SLIDES DOWN YOUR THROAT LIKE A CHEESE GRATER.
THAT GUY IN FRONT OF YOU IN LINE IS NOT BURN UNIT... HE IS LIFE, LAUGHING AT YOU. THE SANDWISH FOR WHICH YOU ARE FORCED TO CONSUME, BASED ON YOUR POOR CHOICE AND UNPREPAREDNESS - THAT IS BURN UNIT. YOU FEEL THE RAW ANGUISH OF A LIFE LIVED POORLY, AND THE SANDWICH REFLECTS EVERY BIT OF IT, AS IT SLIDES DOWN YOUR THROAT IN SCRAPING, GRATING PAIN. EAT IT... EAT IT ALL... YOU CHOSE YOUR FATE, AND NOW YOU MUST FEEL THE REMORSE IN WHICH YOU WILL SURELY LOSE.
OR, YOU COULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT AN IRON-BLOCK INLINE-6 CAR TO BEGIN WITH, NOT EAT SUBWAY, AND NOT BE A DOLT AND WIN SOME FUCKING RACES OR SOMETHING. HELL, EVEN THE NEIGHBOR'S KID BROTHER WHO HAS A 15 YEAR OLD 300ZXTT KNOWS WHAT IS GOING ON, AND HE IS OVER EATING AT QUIZNOS. HE WINS HIS RACES... HE EATS A GOOD SANDWICH. IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE SANDWICH.
BURN UNIT OUT.