[Ventolin]

Help me out guys, I signed up for some damn Secret Santa deal at work and have to buy a gift - I knew I shouldn't have, but I just want to do the whole participation thing at work and make some freeeeeends.

So, random chick, very stylish, late 20s, married, from Dubai.

I want to put a little more thought than a gift card. Shit, I'd buy her some oven mitts because everyone knows a woman belongs in the kitchen, but I want to keep my job

So help me out - any suggestions?

 

[Daniel15mtsu]

Coach wallet.. The smaller one that holds like money and an ID/ credit card

Pretty nice for 50 bucks

 

[driftcandy]

gift card to victorias secret

 

[Guest]

your dick in a box

 

[4x4le]

cut a hole in the box

haha, that shit made me lol so damn bad. I remember watching that shit when it was on tv and then again and again on the net.

The coach wallet was a good idea actually.


At first I was like wtf is someone from dubi moving here for?!!? but then I though, its got to suck being a woman in the middle east.

 

[venom_5]

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuts!

 

[Mitch Detailed]

if shes hott, get her some lovespell from Victorias secret, she'll be in your office for meetings all the time after that,

 

[Ventolin]

At first I was like wtf is someone from dubi moving here for?!!? but then I though, its got to suck being a woman in the middle east.

Yeah, Dubai isn't as bad as other countries like Saudi Arabia. Her and her husband moved here because they wanted to come, and because my boss paid them substantially to make the move. She transferred over from our office in Dubai.

Alot of people over there still would love a chance to live in America, even as great as Dubai is made out to be. They absolutely love it here.

 

[spoolie]

dildo...

 

[REV2RED]

a free ticket to The Man Cave at spoolie's