The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Stole this off FTF, thought yall might get a kick out of it too

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
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> Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
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> Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.
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> I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'
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> He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
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> Stupid, stupid man